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A group of Irish seniors met at the pub and were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this pint of beer," said Murphy.
"Yes, I know," said Sullivan. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my beer."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" to sign my name, my hands are so crippled," volunteered O’Neill.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!” said Boyle.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said Reilly.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed O’Rourke.
"And half the time I forget where I am, and where I'm going." To which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting older," winced old man Flynn, as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," Flanagan cheerfully said, "Thank God all of us can still drive."
My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this pint of beer," said Murphy.
"Yes, I know," said Sullivan. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my beer."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" to sign my name, my hands are so crippled," volunteered O’Neill.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!” said Boyle.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said Reilly.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed O’Rourke.
"And half the time I forget where I am, and where I'm going." To which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting older," winced old man Flynn, as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," Flanagan cheerfully said, "Thank God all of us can still drive."
now change Liverpool to collingwood.
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A man and his wife and his mother-in-law were visiting the Holy Land and while they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told the man "you can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150". The man replied " I'll just have her shipped home". The undertaker replied "why on earth would you spend $5000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150". The man replied "a man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I just can't take that chance."
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