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shakergt
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Not sure if that link is working Nightjar, it just opens my FB feed.
Same here. 
He may be suggesting FBs a joke!
Its fulla shtt.
Can't get link to work but this was the content with a photo on FaceBook. (Jaros, Please delete that page.)
A Tibetan monk has been discovered in the mountains of Nepal. He is considered the oldest person in the world at 201 years old.
He is in a state of deep trance or meditation called "takatet".
When he was first discovered in a mountain cave they thought he was a mummy.
However scientists examining what they thought was a mummy discovered that he had vital signs and was alive!
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Among his things, they found a piece of paper that said, "Stop believing all the ******** you read on Facebook"
A Tibetan monk has been discovered in the mountains of Nepal. He is considered the oldest person in the world at 201 years old.
He is in a state of deep trance or meditation called "takatet".
When he was first discovered in a mountain cave they thought he was a mummy.
However scientists examining what they thought was a mummy discovered that he had vital signs and was alive!
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Among his things, they found a piece of paper that said, "Stop believing all the ******** you read on Facebook"
shakergt
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
Man sitting in a restaurant, waitress comes over and he says- Can you tell me about the menu please?
She looks at him and replies - Sir, the Men I Please has nothing to do with you!
Courtesy of 4KQ Brisbane
Mackka
She looks at him and replies - Sir, the Men I Please has nothing to do with you!
Courtesy of 4KQ Brisbane
Mackka
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shakergt
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ATTENTION PEOPLE
I dont mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red and Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my rum out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.?
I dont mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red and Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my rum out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.?
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Wife to Husband, Will you please stop yawning while I'm speaking.
Husband, I'm trying to answer.
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Husband, I'm trying to answer.
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Bush walkers in the US, are advised to wear small bells on their packs, to warn bears that theyre approaching.
Theyre also taught to identify nearby bears by their scat (droppings). Brown bears leave drier droppings, in small piles, while the droppings from black bears, tend to be wetter and more spread out. The scat from grizzly bears, can usually be identified by the small bells contained within it
Theyre also taught to identify nearby bears by their scat (droppings). Brown bears leave drier droppings, in small piles, while the droppings from black bears, tend to be wetter and more spread out. The scat from grizzly bears, can usually be identified by the small bells contained within it
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