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Some use a Parliament of Owls, but most use Flock.Smoky bandit said:
Agree that I've never seen more than 2 together, but that's the consensus:
https://www.macquariedictionary.com...t,not congregation, murmuration or parliament.
G'day all.
It is probably an American article. They don't have a Parliament over there, that is why it is called a Congress of owls instead of a Parliament of Owls.
I also think the correct term for baboons is TRUMP of babboons over there. LOL.
Regards Axtyr.
It is probably an American article. They don't have a Parliament over there, that is why it is called a Congress of owls instead of a Parliament of Owls.
I also think the correct term for baboons is TRUMP of babboons over there. LOL.
Regards Axtyr.
i agree axtyr, it probably is american ,and maybe you are right ,a trump of babboons :lol:
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:| W-T-FJaros said:
An 8 year old boy is troubled by his homework and asks his Dad for help.
Boy to his father: Dad whats the difference between the words: Potentially and Realistically?
Dad: Son, Im not going to tell you the answer but I will tell you how to work it out for yourself.
First, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for one million bucks.
Next, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for one million bucks.
Finally, ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for one million bucks.
The boy goes off and asks his mum: Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for one million bucks?
Mother: Of course I would hes so dreamy and we could sure use the cash.
The boy takes note and goes to find his sister.
Boy: Hey Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million bucks?
Sister: Are you crazy you little twerp of course I would Id pay to sleep with the hunk!!
Boy again takes note this homework is getting interesting, and off he goes to his brothers bedroom.
Boy: Hey Bro, would you sleep with Tom Cruise for one million bucks?
Brother thinks for a bit and finally shrugs and says: Yeah I guess I would for that much money.
Boy grins he thinks hes now got his homework sussed now, so he goes to find his Dad who asks: Son, have you figured the difference between Potentially and Realistically yet?
Boy says: Yeah I think so Dad. Potentially were sitting on three million bucks, but Realistically were living with two sluts and a ***.
Boy to his father: Dad whats the difference between the words: Potentially and Realistically?
Dad: Son, Im not going to tell you the answer but I will tell you how to work it out for yourself.
First, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for one million bucks.
Next, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for one million bucks.
Finally, ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for one million bucks.
The boy goes off and asks his mum: Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for one million bucks?
Mother: Of course I would hes so dreamy and we could sure use the cash.
The boy takes note and goes to find his sister.
Boy: Hey Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million bucks?
Sister: Are you crazy you little twerp of course I would Id pay to sleep with the hunk!!
Boy again takes note this homework is getting interesting, and off he goes to his brothers bedroom.
Boy: Hey Bro, would you sleep with Tom Cruise for one million bucks?
Brother thinks for a bit and finally shrugs and says: Yeah I guess I would for that much money.
Boy grins he thinks hes now got his homework sussed now, so he goes to find his Dad who asks: Son, have you figured the difference between Potentially and Realistically yet?
Boy says: Yeah I think so Dad. Potentially were sitting on three million bucks, but Realistically were living with two sluts and a ***.
I could be wrong, but I dont think Jaros has been to Thailand :lol:dam it said:
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:8 OHOzzieAu said:
Okay then
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Heres a hint...
The best looking women in thailand are men :argh:
Carry a ping pong bat, the real women will come forward.
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