Plse explain Silver??
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Think about it . its a reworked very old joke there Silver. 
It's got me buggered-can you explain it Bob.
Sounds like the plane that crashed in the Irish Cemetery, the death toll was horrific, to be sure, to be sure!silver said:The old section of a Local Cemetery up here in Queensland has been flooded, so far the authorities have recovered 1,547 bodies, with many thousands more to be recovered over the coming weeks. The count expected to surpass the 50,000 mark, names have not been released yet, no relatives as yet have been able to be contacted.
If that's the case he had better stop sniffing his chilli sauce. Stuffed up badly.
silver said:Ya lost your humor bone there buddy
I'm still kacking meself with laughter......that you didn't get it.
You must live on a different planet to me at times...
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silver said:Ya lost your humor bone there buddy
I'm still kacking meself with laughter......that you didn't get it.
Either way it's a lame attempt at humour, Irish or not imo. The only reason I half chuckled was the insensitive attempt at humour. I've been a bit cranky of late, maybe it's just my mood :beer: or maybe not.
When people try to blend a joke with current reality more often than not it's a given it'll fail :beer:
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Here's a Joke that is funny
A bloke walks into a Blacksmiths shop for the first time and is amazed at the craftsmanship on display. The Blacksmith had just finished making a horseshoe that was glowing red hot until he dipped it in water and placed it on the rear shelf to cool before being placed on the horseshoe shelf. The blokes wandering around and sees the horseshoe, he picked it up and burnt every layer of skin on his index and middle finger along with his thumb. Not wanting to look stupid he quickly put the horseshoe back and put his hand in his pocket and kept wandering around. The Blacksmith saw it all happen and got a laugh out of it, he walked up to the bloke and said "A bit hot was it" The bloke replied "No just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe" :lol: :beer:
A bloke walks into a Blacksmiths shop for the first time and is amazed at the craftsmanship on display. The Blacksmith had just finished making a horseshoe that was glowing red hot until he dipped it in water and placed it on the rear shelf to cool before being placed on the horseshoe shelf. The blokes wandering around and sees the horseshoe, he picked it up and burnt every layer of skin on his index and middle finger along with his thumb. Not wanting to look stupid he quickly put the horseshoe back and put his hand in his pocket and kept wandering around. The Blacksmith saw it all happen and got a laugh out of it, he walked up to the bloke and said "A bit hot was it" The bloke replied "No just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe" :lol: :beer:
Come on 7.62, you can help stop the influx of US terms into our wonderful country, petrol stations not gas stations.
Yes, I know someone will come back and say you can also fill your gas run car but I think you will get the gist. Biscuits NOT cookies etc.
Tis difficult to distinguish these days.
Future generation of men, well they say they are men?? Thought this was an appropriate place for this.
Bring your popcorn and your shoulder bag.
Bring your popcorn and your shoulder bag.
Straya mate. It’s the servo.Come on 7.62, you can help stop the influx of US terms into our wonderful country, petrol stations not gas stations.
Future generation of men, well they say they are men?? Thought this was an appropriate place for this.
Bring your popcorn and your shoulder bag.
Hard to fathom all of that.
Handbags, skirts, pearls - bloody hell.
Guess I'll just say...it's not my cup of tea!!
I just saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a car
it was a lamb bikini
it was a lamb bikini
A professor stood before his philosophy class. Wordlessly, he picked up an empty jar and filled it with golf balls. He asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor then poured small pebbles into the jar, shaking the jar lightly so they rolled into the spaces between the golf balls. He asked once more if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
Next the professor then poured sand into the jar. The sand filled the smaller gaps. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous “yes”.
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, filling the spaces in the sand. The students laughed.
“Now”, said the professor, as the laughter subsided, “This jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things, your family, your health, your friends and your favourite passions – things that would mean something even if you lost everything else. The pebbles are things that matter a little less, like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else – the small stuff. Yet these things are the ones that we tend to fixate on.”
“If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. The rest is just sand.”
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled, “It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of beers.”
The professor then poured small pebbles into the jar, shaking the jar lightly so they rolled into the spaces between the golf balls. He asked once more if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
Next the professor then poured sand into the jar. The sand filled the smaller gaps. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous “yes”.
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, filling the spaces in the sand. The students laughed.
“Now”, said the professor, as the laughter subsided, “This jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things, your family, your health, your friends and your favourite passions – things that would mean something even if you lost everything else. The pebbles are things that matter a little less, like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else – the small stuff. Yet these things are the ones that we tend to fixate on.”
“If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. The rest is just sand.”
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled, “It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of beers.”
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