Jokes

[DanielMaranello]

Lawyer: Please state your Date of Birth Mr O'Flynn.

Witness: March 15th.

Lawyer: What year?

Witness: Every year.

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[Chiron52]

 

[Chiron52]

 

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[Manpa]

I saw six blokes walking around with a coffin on their shoulders this morning, then saw them again an hour later, thought to myself theyve lost the plot!

 

[mudgee hunter]

If you want a real laugh..... read some views on the climate change thread :lol:
I can't help myself

 

[Chiron52]

If you want a real laugh..... read some views on the climate change thread :lol:
I can't help myself

No thanks MH.
I've had the whole climate change debate up to here .......
I no longer care if our members believe it or not.
The whole thing is doing my head in.
After seeing all the adult males on Facebook attacking a foreign schoolgirl because she has a different opinion to theirs.......
Well, I have now declared my head to be a climate change debate free zone.

 

[Chiron52]

 

[mudgee hunter]

It's a bit like eating 3 pizzas on a Friday night....
Never wanna see one again......
Next Friday night....
"Hello dominoes.. may I take your order please"....

 

[Greenhornet_au]

LOL..

My 3yr old just told me a joke.

What goes 'up', but doesn't move ?

 

[BigWave]

Temperature, expectation, excitement, anxiety, blood pressure, taxes, inflation etc?

 

[Greenhornet_au]

LOL, the 3yr old...

"A staircase ! Dad."

O

 

[Anniegee]

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

 

[Dave79]

Their middle name!

 

[Anniegee]

They share the same middle name :lol:

 

[Anniegee]

Well done Dave79..we must have hit the button at the same time

 

[Rockhunter62]

LOL, the 3yr old...

"A staircase ! Dad."

O

Only if you are standing at the bottom. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers

Doug

 

[Ded Driver]

I'd like to know where Chiron52 was hiding when he took my photo :skull:

 

[mudgee hunter]

Nothing like your own personal stalker! :lol:

 

[Chiron52]

I'd like to know where Chiron52 was hiding when he took my photo :skull:

I wasn't hiding anywhere DD.
I've been having a minor suspension problem. layful: