Bad Dad Jokes

[SCROUNGER]

Oh come on mate, i'm just mucking around stirring the pot. I loved that last one of yours and everybody elses. I wish i did have some to contribute. Sorry if i've offended you, or any of the others that have posted, that was never my intention. I won't make another comment here.

 

[PabloP]

Keep the Bad Dad jokes coming, simple and bbaaddd, but make you laugh. I just can't remember jokes, except this one -

A big white hunter type was pushing his way through the jungle looking for game, not having a good day, when he came across a beautiful naked lady lying there is a sexy pose.

He said to her "Are you game?"

She said "Yes"

So he shot her.

Rob.

 

[statusquo]

C'mon Scrounger.. your reactions make me dig deeper ..I've got some rippers tucked away...{no offence taken either by the way..good fun for all!}

I can hear the groans already!

 

[SCROUNGER]

I'm gonna keep reading them mate because i'm actually enjoying them. But no more comments from me because i've obviously offended goldtruck and that wasn't my intention. My wife says i'm a smartarse and not funny, i should listen to her i guess :lol: Keep em coming mate and i'll keep laughing, and groaning, but without comment.

 

[statusquo]

 

[statusquo]

You can't run through a camp-ground...you can only ran.. because its past tents

 

[Tathradj]

Compliments to Larson,
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[statusquo]

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with a guitar..

First Offender? asked the judge.
No said the woman, first a Gibson, THEN the Fender

 

[fjute1955]

You can't run through a camp-ground...you can only ran.. because its past tents

wow thats bad absolutely love it
Evey day i read this thread and it just cracks me up everytime keep them coming guys
Ive got an idea for another thread that i think everyone will get a real kick out of and join in like this one standbye

 

[Tathradj]

You can't Tell I like Larson
With Thanks,

 

[fjute1955]

Whats invisible and smells like bananas?
A monkeys fart

Why was everyone jumping for joy?
Because she was stuck on the roof

 

[goldtruck59]

I'm gonna keep reading them mate because i'm actually enjoying them. But no more comments from me because i've obviously offended goldtruck and that wasn't my intention. My wife says i'm a smartarse and not funny, i should listen to her i guess :lol: Keep em coming mate and i'll keep laughing, and groaning, but without comment.

not offended in the slightest mate, I was taking the piss out of you !!! actually these are better

 

[SCROUNGER]

yep, my mistake Goldtruck, should have used smilies

 

[SCROUNGER]

OK, you win, come on status, give us all your best shot, i'm having bad dad jokes withdrawal symptoms
You too please Goldtruck59, i really do enjoy them

 

[statusquo]

I was thinking of moving to Moscow.. but then I thought there was no point Russian things

 

[statusquo]

what's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the pot of glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there! 8.(

 

[SCROUNGER]

Thaaaaankyoooou
You're going to start off slow by the look of it and build up to the top shelf stuff later? :lol:
OOps, there i go again, keep em coming status.

 

[statusquo]

dad..what's for dinner?
Fish fingers
How long will they be?
About 4 inches

 

[statusquo]

Thaaaaankyoooou
You're going to start off slow by the look of it and build up to the top shelf stuff later? :lol:
OOps, there i go again, keep em coming status.

Challenge accepted

 

[SCROUNGER]

Classic, where the bloody hell are you getting them from?