Bad Dad Jokes

[rocketaroo]

Did you hear about the gay cowboy? He rode into town and shot up the sherif. It's ok though he was within the law.

So, he shot up the sherriff, butt... did he drill the dep pute tea?

 

[kemjak57]

Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised!

 

[kemjak57]

Tom got ten years for diknharry.

 

[Chewy]

What did the Mexican fireman call his twin sons? Jose.......and Hose b.

 

[rocketaroo]

All this reminds me of

[video=480,360]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbZxcd22Q8o[/video]

 

[DrDuck]

I'm with Jaros, I have a few in mind, but I'm not sure if they cross the line or not.

What do you call a call girl with runny nose.... full.

Why do girls have their a###holes so close to their v***nas? So you can carry them home like a six pack.

 

[goldtruck59]

what's yellow and mushy and smells like bananas?
Monkey spew

What's green and gooey and hangs from the trees in Africa
Giraffe snot

 

[backcreek]

What time is your appointment with the dentist?
Tooth hurtie!!!!

 

[Keith]

Mary had a kittle lamb, by God the Doctors were surprised; but when Old MacDonald had his far, it really took the prize!

 

[Keith]

Oops, Old MacDonald had his farm!

 

[Keith]

Sorry Scrounger, limitless!

 

[SCROUNGER]

Where's Statusquo, i must have scared him off. Either that or he ran out of crappy dad jokes. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[goldtruck59]

why did the monkey put a chop on his head?
He wanted to be a griller

 

[SCROUNGER]

unlike goldtruck59 who has plenty of crappy bad dad jokes!

 

[statusquo]

I'm still lurking Scrounger...just building up

 

[jamie]

why did the banana go to the doctors?
He wasn't peeling well

 

[SCROUNGER]

Wondering if that would provoke are action Status. I believe you when you say you have more crappy jokes mate, no need to prove it to me :lol: :lol: Jamie, you should feel well at home on this thread with that offering!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[statusquo]

I used to be a banker. . . . but I lost interest! 8.(

 

[goldtruck59]

unlike goldtruck59 who has plenty of crappy bad dad jokes!

and your real funny too. I fell over with a stich from your contributions.

 

[goldtruck59]

Whats 3 feet long and F#*%S chooks?
An axe