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[Chiron52]

jury's out on this one.
Sorry... :argh:

Yep,
Mod has visited...

Bugger!

 

[Chiron52]

FIFTY SHADES OF GOLF
Four guys have been going on the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!
"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night.Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So--- Here I am!

 

[Chiron52]

 

[7.62marksman]

Headache definition, :awful: :awful:
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Trying to work out the difference between funny and other wise...

thats easy if you laugh then its funny so it stays (maybe)

 

[Dave law]

I asked a Chinese woman for her phone number. She said , sex sex sex free sex tonight. Her friend told me she said 6663629.

 

[Chiron52]

An oldie but a goodie -

 

[Chiron52]

SEX at 82
I just got a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 82!
Im so very happy, because I live at 74 .. so its not too far to walk home afterwards! :Y:

 

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[Nightjar]

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[Dave law]

Four old mates were at the pub having a drink one had to go to the loo , while he was gone the other started talking about their sons. The first said my son is a successful car salesman & he recently gave his best friend a new car for his birthday. The 2nd bloke said my son is a successful pilot & part owner of a plane manufacturing company & he gave his best friend a plane for his birthday. The 3rd bloke says my son is a successful builder & investor , he gave his best friend a new house. Then the other bloke returns from the toilet & they ask what his son does, oh he replies my son gay & dances at a strip club. That must be disappointing they say. Not really for his birthday he got a car a plane & a new house from his 3 boyfriends.

 

[Jaros]

layful:

 

[Mackka]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Dave law]

Santa is nolonger allowed to climb down chimneys due to the occupational elf & safety act.

 

[PJG]

SEX at 82
I just got a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 82!
Im so very happy, because I live at 74 .. so its not too far to walk home afterwards! :Y:

LoL I live at 77. I might see you there ]

 

[Shock n awe prospecting]

Santa is nolonger allowed to climb down chimneys due to the occupational elf & safety act.

:lol: :lol:

 

[Chiron52]

SEX at 82
I just got a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 82!
Im so very happy, because I live at 74 .. so its not too far to walk home afterwards! :Y:

LoL I live at 77. I might see you there ]

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