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we call him molasses ............thick and slow .
if bullsh*t was electricity he would be a walking power house.
if brains were dynamite he wouldnt have enough to raise his hat.
passion fingers ... he f*cks every thing he touches.
 
The 4 by 3's

1. Time flies, money flies and blowflies!

2. There is the short wave, long wave and microwave!

3. There are three sexs - male sex, female sex and insects!

4. Then he have the neutrons, protons and morons!!
 
shakergt said:
Shaking like a dog about to s*#t razor blades :lol:

:lol: we used that often in my early drinking :beer: days generally after the after party party :lol: :Y:. Some days it truly felt like that :poop: jeez we played hard.
 
An old farmer was heading into town with his wife in their wagon. They had a load of produce to sell at the local markets. As they were traveling along, the horse decided to stop and munch on some grass growing alongside the road.

The farmer was irate, climbed out of the wagon and roughly shook the horse's head. "That is once", he shouted. He climbed back into the wagon and they continued on their way.

It was not too long before the horse once again decided to stop and munch on some grass.

Once again the farmer climbed out of his wagon and shook the horse even more violently. "That is twice", he shouted. Once again he climbed back into the wagon and they continued on their way.

And of course the horse stopped again to munch on some grass. This was the last straw for the farmer. He grabbed his shotgun, climbed out of the wagon and shouted, "'That's three times". Raising his gun he then shot the horse dead.

His wife who was still sitting in the wagon looked at him and said, "Dear! Why did you do that? Now we can't get our produce to the market."

The old farmer looked at his wife and said, "That's once!"
 

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