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Funny sayings
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Car related -
The closer you get the slower I go :lol:
I might be going slow but I am in front of you
Drive safely :Y:
The closer you get the slower I go :lol:
I might be going slow but I am in front of you
Drive safely :Y:
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Someone told me that you weren't fit to eat with pigs - but I stood up for you and said you were :lol:
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Cant fatten a thorough bred :lol: :lol: Or a Wormy Sheep :lol: :lol:aussiefarmer said:Hey hey hey im the fattest ive ever been .
Cant fatten a thorough bred
what dad used to call my skinny sister = tin ribs ,or seen more meat on a jockeys whip .
my dad was a marine engineer in UK ship yard in the 40s then a ships engineer on board merchant ships in the 50s . he had hundreds of good old sayings but i cant bloody remember most of em but they will come to me slowly.,if only i had enough sense to come in out of the rain .
even though i cant tell sh*t from clay , and wouldnt know my ar*e from my elbow..
my dad was a marine engineer in UK ship yard in the 40s then a ships engineer on board merchant ships in the 50s . he had hundreds of good old sayings but i cant bloody remember most of em but they will come to me slowly.,if only i had enough sense to come in out of the rain .
even though i cant tell sh*t from clay , and wouldnt know my ar*e from my elbow..
shakergt
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You dont stop playing because you get old.
You get old because you stop playing
You get old because you stop playing
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He was as strong as an ox and just about as intelligent!
Car related...
No Airbags, We Die like Real Men....
LW.....
No Airbags, We Die like Real Men....
LW.....
I ain't as good as I once was, but, I am as good once as I ever was!
From a c&aw song but I don't remember who sang it.
Mackka
From a c&aw song but I don't remember who sang it.
Mackka
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Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday. :/
If you had another brain itd be lonely.
If my balls werent kept in a bag Id lose them too.
Pothole; someone who is always getting in the road.
Dodge; someone who disappears when work is to be done.
Blister; turns up after the work is done.
Mudgard; someone who is shinny on the outside and sh::t underneath.
Motormouth; just won't turn off.
Numnuts; those drivers that are always getting in your way.
Dodge; someone who disappears when work is to be done.
Blister; turns up after the work is done.
Mudgard; someone who is shinny on the outside and sh::t underneath.
Motormouth; just won't turn off.
Numnuts; those drivers that are always getting in your way.
shakergt
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Get your balls out of your wife's handbag
