Your favourite quotes and sayings.

[the duck]

Ive told you a million times don't exaggerate

I think therefore i am I think

 

[loamer]

Army saying: Remember - your weapon was made by the cheapest bidder.

 

[bisho]

you cant put brains in statues

 

[HeadsUp]

I was born under a bad sign

" no parking - ambulance only "

 

[loamer]

Why waste a perfectly good thirst on light beer...

 

[BoydWilliam]

She's seen more pricks than a dart board

 

[gtsjeff]

Dont take life too seriously you will never get out of it alive.

 

[Decado]

"Dying is a dull dreary affair and I advise you to have nothing what so ever to do with it"

Last words of William Somerset Maugham

Now THAT's style

 

[OceanDevotion]

If it aint broke, Fix it until it is !!

 

[Guest]

I cant means I wont.

 

[BrisJoe]

I am who I am, so who else could I be

 

[Mr Sism]

Thinking about the literal interpretation of this cracks me up:

'Up **** creek without a paddle'

Also fond of:

'Go with the flow ..... like a dead fish'

 

[Decado]

"Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub"

Last words of Conrad Hilton when asked if he had any last words of wisdom

 

[Ramjet]

"Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

Mostly attributed to Mark Twain

 

[Redfin]

My life motto

Don't make excuses, make it happen.

 

[BrisJoe]

The level of stupidity of an act is proportionate to the risk of it being caught on camera

The difference between stupidity and genius, it that genius has it's limits -Albert Einstein

The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

Live for today, Plan for tomorrow and PARTY tonight

A good plan violently executed today is better then a perfect plan executed next week _ G S Patten

If you tell people where to go, but not tell them how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results - GS Patten

 

[Bushranger]

My dad when asked what's for dinner....."bread and duck under the kitchen table". Has anyone heard it before?

 

[Decado]

"Please yourself, flies do"

My dear old Nanna who'd be 102 if she was till with us

 

[casper]

old enough to know better - young enough to do it again

a man is not beaten until he gives up

casper

 

[HeadsUp]

"Dying is a dull dreary affair and I advise you to have nothing what so ever to do with it"

Last words of William Somerset Maugham

Now THAT's style

I am not afraid of death . In fact I am quite looking forward to having a day off after it happens

Attributed to me , and to be inscribed on my tombstone