Your favourite quotes and sayings.

[Decado]

"My kind of luck that if you sh*t yourself you'd have borrowed my trousers"

Grandad God bless him

 

[Silver_Fox]

"I've got roundness in the hole baby, roundness in the hole" - Diggers TV show, awesome!

SF

 

[slowflow]

Don't sweet the small stuff,
It is all small stuff.

 

[kemjak57]

Not a saying ....but Two drunks walking along the road come across a dog licking his nuts. One says to the other, "gees I wouldn't mind being able to do that". The other bloke says "well you better pat him first, he might bite ya"

 

[Bushranger]

Yogi Berra: When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

 

[loamer]

Woman to Churchill

'If you were my husband - I would poison you'.

Churchill to Woman

'Madam - if I were your husband I would take it.'

 

[loamer]

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

 

[kawman]

flaming heck and begora.. mild... gosh damb, darn, blast and ladys bloomers...stronger after that the paint peels off the walls.

 

[Bushranger]

"I've got roundness in the hole baby, roundness in the hole" - Diggers TV show, awesome!

SF

Love it... How about the tweesable G!

 

[Decado]

"Winston ... you're drunk!"

"Yes madam, but in the morning I shall be sober whilst you will still be ugly"

 

[BrisJoe]

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant

 

[Colin&Lee]

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld

 

[casper]

10 little words = a life statement!

If it is to be it is up to me

casper

 

[Saltytom]

" The older I get the better I was"

 

[Decado]

The more I practice the luckier I get

 

[Coyote]

I'm as dry as a dead Dingo's donger.

 

[GoldStreak]

"Strike a light!"

"Well butter me on both sides!"

 

[Billy]

Directed at someone who lets just say isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
"The bells are ringing, the lights are flashing but, there's no train coming."

 

[Muza]

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace"

- Jimi Hendrix

 

[Muza]

"They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet"

- Bill Hicks