What made you embarrassed today.

[silver]

I didn't have that warning p(i)assed on at all. They were more concerned about the effect all the titanium along my spine as they hadn't had to do an MRI on a person with all that metalwork inside.

Glad you survived Iron Man :Y:

 

[Jaros]

I might die of rust poisoning instead.

 

[HarryHoudini]

Well you know when you have that sneaky fart after hanging on for ages. Well I was in the car park opening up the ute looked around and all clear. Dropped one and then a lady opened her tinted window next to me. All I could say was better out than in and drove off. Next time I will check for tinted windows ?

 

[Mackka]

Old saying " Better to fart and stink a little, than bust your arse and be a cripple", or " Wherever you may be, always let thy wind blow free".
Mackka

 

[Deepseeker]

Well you know when you have that sneaky fart after hanging on for ages. Well I was in the car park opening up the ute looked around and all clear. Dropped one and then a lady opened her tinted window next to me. All I could say was better out than in and drove off. Next time I will check for tinted windows ?

Don't stress HoudiniHarry. Everybody does it......

 

[Jaros]

I reckon it was the ex Duke coz he's the only one to not change posture.

 

[fwdoz]

He who smelt it, dealt it

 

[Mackka]

Good onya Phil.
Mackka

 

[Deepseeker]

I reckon it was the ex Duke coz he's the only one to not change posture.

I'd say so too Jaros. He definitely has the smile of a perpetrator, and the Queen is obviously downwind from the crime until a few seconds later going by her expression.

 

[Manpa]

Always better an empty house, rather than a bad tenant.

Give it a bit more choke it might start

The smell is only for the benefit of the deaf.

Nice vibrato

 

[Mackka]

Cracker Pa.
Mackka

 

[BigWave]

I dropped one in a Californian bank once, which cleared the queues (mostly the whold bank), so I went to the front
I also heard Dr Karl talk about holding in farts on one of my long trips.
They get absorbed back into the blood, to be exhaled through the lungs or the kidneys.
I'm guessing that's why us old farts don't have bad breath - we just let them out

 

[Manpa]

I dropped one in a Californian bank once, which cleared the queues (mostly the whold bank), so I went to the front
I also heard Dr Karl talk about holding in farts on one of my long trips.
They get absorbed back into the blood, to be exhaled through the lungs or the kidneys.
I'm guessing that's why us old farts don't have bad breath - we just let them out

And why you sometimes wake up with your mouth tasting like sh..t layful:

 

[Jaros]

ha ha !!!

 

[Deepseeker]

The most embarrassing one I ever let go was in a Big Rooster Restaurant (they were absorbed by Red Rooster in the 1980's and rebadged).

They used to have these long beige moulded plastic bench seats either side of the dining tables, with the seats backing onto the backs of the bench seat behind them.
I was eating a meal with a mate when I needed to let fluffy off the chain, but I was hemmed in by someone one end and the wall at the other end of the bench seat.

Thinking I could slyly let a little one slip, I Honked long and hard instead, and the plastic molded seat that was hollow just acted as a resonator, drowning out all small talk and kitchen noise in the diner. :skull: :8

 

[Simmo]

Not me, but a video I watched somewhere..

Fella filmed a car pull into a disabled car space at a shopping center.
The driver got out and jogged across the road into the shops..

The blokes filming are pi55ed off and trash the guys car with expletives and paint and stuff..

Nekminut... fella walks out of the shopping center pushing his mum in a wheelchair....

Filming dudes are devo'd!