Quote Of The Day

[Dave's Office]

"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife" US Actor Tony Curtis

 

[Dave's Office]

"Never look down on a person unless you are helping them up"- Sign outside Knightsbridge Baptist Church

 

[Dave's Office]

"Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have" US Self Help Author, H Jackson Brown Jnr

 

[Mackka]

“ Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.” John Wayne

 

[Mackka]

Read this today somewhere in an Irish Accent-“ Whale Oil Beef Hooked”.

 

[Dave's Office]

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as your dog does" I can relate to that, gee I miss my old dog.

 

[Dave's Office]

"When I drink alcohol people call me alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta no one calls me Fantastic" sign in my mate Slips shed at Stockton

 

[Jaros]

Ha Ha !!!

 

[Dave's Office]

"No, I can't do Snapchat or TikTok but I can write in cursive, do maths without a calculator and tell the time on a clock with hands" Tee shirt sign

 

[Hawkear]

 

[Dave's Office]

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on for ever" US journalist Herb Caen.✍

 

[Dave's Office]

Never become so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. Anonymous

 

[Jaros]

So so true.

 

[Simmo]

Please keep your posts on topic and please continue to use the 'REPORT' button if something is untoward.
The members have been doing an awesome job, helping us, to help you.

 

[Dave's Office]

"I asked God for a bike but I know he doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness" US comedian Emo Phillips

 

[Dave's Office]

"The news is real, the US President is fake" Author Stephen King in a 2017 tweet.

 

[Dave's Office]

"If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves" US inventor Thomas Edison

 

[Nightjar]

If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics? - Marie Dressler

 

[Mackka]

Welcome back NJ i missed ya, Mackka

 

[Pro-oz]

Good to see you back NJ. Like to read your articles.

Cheers