Thank you Doug :flowers:
An Ode to Modern Technology.
Up jumped a jolly old swagman from under the old Gumtree,
He has been in the outback for some time this old fellow,
When he was last in town he could pay for everything with his gold.
Looking a bit worse for wear with his ripped pants and big old Billy Goat Beard, {)
He always had a swim in the local watering hole before heading to town as he stunk like no one's business :8
As he did not want the women to run away from him. :inlove:
Dirty old bugger they would say to him. :fistpump:
With his donkey packed with his stuff and his bag of gold, off he went to town,
Dreaming of a hardy feed , whisky and the company of a good women. Would make him push on towards town,
But this old fellow had been out in the outback for a long time and a lot had changed,
On arriving into the town of Kalgoorlie he was surprised to see that the local watering hole was still there..
In he went all revved up for a grand drinking session and a belly full of bully beef ,
Up to the bar he struggled pulling his donkey along side of him when a voice said "Old fellow, you can't bring in your donkey in here."
The old fellow replying saying, "Well I could not see where to tie him up outside and he need's a drink and a bed."
Placing his bag of gold onto the bar saying I will pay well for him to stay.
The barman looking in to the bag and seeing all that gold allowed the old fellow to put his donkey over in the corner of the room.
The old fellow said I will have a bottle of whisky and a glass please.
Barman said no can do as we only sell Nip's... :/
Old fellow thinking this is going to be a tough old day drinking Nip's of whisky,
How is a man going to get drunk and have a wild time with a women,
After a couple of drink's, he was wondering where the loo was and found this thing called a public toilet.
In he went and found a troth and a toilet with a chain. Brush included.
Wondering what the chain did he pulled it and it flushed the loo to which the old fellow, he was very surprised. !
He decided to take off his gear and have a wash with this new fang dangle modern loo .
He felt pretty chuffed with him self being able to work the shower out. :Y: :Y:
Back out at the bar everyone was wondering how the old fellow got so wet in the bathroom.
The old fellow asked the barman where would he find a good women for the night,
Barman replying, you see that computer over there? You can use that to find a good women for the night...
Old fellow looking at the barman strangely,
He walked on over to the computer and said, "Hi mate, I am looking for a good women for the night. ?
But got no reply from the computer. sad
Barman yelled out ,"Hey mate, you have to turn it on first"
The old fellow started rubbing the side of the computer saying come on baby all I want is a good women
for the night... I will buy you a drink . come on baby I have needs and urgess to fill before I head back
out in to the outback. {)
No having much luck with the computer The old fellow asked the barman where would he be able to get
some new pants as his arse was just about to hang out of them.
Barman replied mate ask the computer it will tell you,
The old fellow shaking his head,
"Will that computer tell me where to eat" asked the old fellow?
The barman said "Nar mate but it will subject to you what to eat though",
The old fellow still shaking his head at the barman.
He said will that computer tell me how much my gold is worth? Yes said the barman..
The old fellow could not believe what he was being told about a white box sitting over near the Donkey that they call a computer,
still shaking his head , man o man what has the world come to in such a short time being away from it all,
I need to buy some gear to take back with me so where can I buy a Gold Rat 888 Sluice from?
Mate that is a easy one, just go onto the Prospecting Australia web site and you might be in for a chance to win one,
Bloody Computer
Goody
