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"Loch Ness monster pregnant" 
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"Nation left in shock after public servants serve public" Headline from The Betoota Advocate 🗞
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"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Roberts to come forward and lay an egg on the alter." From a church 
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"Worker Delays Hurting Women" newspaper headline in todays Advertiser 🗞
Reportedly from a church newsletter.
Sunday morning service “Jesus walks on water”. Evening service sermon “Searching for Jesus”.
Sunday morning service “Jesus walks on water”. Evening service sermon “Searching for Jesus”.
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"INVASION! ALLIES POURING IN TO NORTHERN FRANCE!" 🗞 Front page headline of the San Francisco Chronicle and I would imagine many other newspapers around the world on this day in 1944.
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"Vampires picket blood bank" 
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"Man chokes to death on lover's edible undies." Tabloid headline 
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"Man made too many wrong mistakes" Tabloid headline.
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"Police told by mayor to stop looting." Newspaper headline
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"Wanted. Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before." Classified ad.
That was actually a movie plot, not a real-life advert:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Not_Guaranteed
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"Golfer charged with drink-driving".
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"Chef makes frogs legs come to life".
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"Monkey picks winning lottery numbers-10 times".
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"Fried chicken cooked in microwave wins trip" 
