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[Jaros]

AHA the funny part is "tens of their fans"
I'm a very old Collingwood supporter until Telstra moved me up here in 1994. Now 99.8% Lion.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Police found safe under blanket"

 

[Jaros]

Should've been "find".

 

[Dave's Office]

"Man found dead in cemetery"

 

[Dave's Office]

"Red tape holds up new bridge".

 

[Nightjar]

Korean Doctor says that those who haven't contracted Covid19 have no friends.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Milk drinkers are turning to powder"

 

[Dave's Office]

"Fish and chips shop owner battered Man".

 

[Dave's Office]

"Woman improving after fatal crash"

 

[grubstake]

From ABC Online news today:

 

[Dave's Office]

"Lost dog finds it's way home after watching Lassie movie"

 

[Dave's Office]

"Thugs eat then rob proprietor."

 

[user 4485]

 

[user 4485]

 

[Dave's Office]

"Chef grilled by police."

 

[Hawkear]

Death of woman found in a wheelie bin dumped in the bush near Geelong described as “suspicious”

 

[Dave's Office]

"Couple who never go to bed angry hav'nt slept for three months".

 

[Dave's Office]

"Rugs a Million (Closing Down Sale) enters third decade" The Betoota Advocate

 

[Grey Panner]

"Couple who never go to bed angry hav'nt slept for three months".

Student suspended by Head.

 

[grubstake]

I'm no gynaecologist, but that baby was very overdue: