Newspaper Headline

[Dave's Office]

"Loch Ness monster pregnant"

 

[Nightjar]

 

[Dave's Office]

"Nation left in shock after public servants serve public" Headline from The Betoota Advocate 🗞

 

[Davent]

RICE IN CHINA

Referring to the then US secretary of state, Condelizza Rice.

 

[Dave's Office]

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Roberts to come forward and lay an egg on the alter." From a church ️ newsletter

 

[Dave's Office]

"Worker Delays Hurting Women" newspaper headline in todays Advertiser 🗞

 

[Hawkear]

Reportedly from a church newsletter.
Sunday morning service “Jesus walks on water”. Evening service sermon “Searching for Jesus”.

 

[Dave's Office]

"INVASION! ALLIES POURING IN TO NORTHERN FRANCE!" 🗞 Front page headline of the San Francisco Chronicle and I would imagine many other newspapers around the world on this day in 1944.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Vampires picket blood bank"

 

[Dave's Office]

"Man chokes to death on lover's edible undies." Tabloid headline

 

[Dave's Office]

"Man made too many wrong mistakes" Tabloid headline.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Police told by mayor to stop looting." Newspaper headline

 

[Dave's Office]

"Wanted. Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before." Classified ad.

 

[grubstake]

"Wanted. Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before." Classified ad.

That was actually a movie plot, not a real-life advert:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Not_Guaranteed