Your favourite quotes and sayings.

[Ramjet]

I like brilliant quotes, sayings etc.
Tell us your favorites.

Everything is OK...
Until it isn't.

Derrick Dorner
Big surf rider
Hawaii

 

[BrisJoe]

My signature saying is "No Worries"

 

[Ramjet]

Yeah I like the modern version of Ned Kelly's last statement...
Such is Life.
Modern interpretation....
**** Happens

 

[loamer]

To sooks on the goldfields: 'Go Hard - or Go Home'

To Satan: 'You don't scare me - your sister was my mother-in-law for 30 years'

To my Grandkids: 'When I was your age ..... (insert pearl of wisdom)'

 

[blinky2299]

hi Ramjet
for me ( Here's Your Sign )
i work in a high school in Newcastle NO I AM NOT A TEACHER

have a look at the link your will get it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjelRDKHUk&list=PLaMHriw9yufacaXvxTzK-dEAGcafnWzBs

 

[kleinman98]

Never say "I can't", you can do anything if you gain an interest.

 

[HeadsUp]

do it like this and - bobs you're aunties boyfriend

 

[G0lddigg@]

"its all good mate"

 

[Ramjet]

hi Ramjet
for me ( Here's Your Sign )
i work in a high school in Newcastle NO I AM NOT A TEACHER

have a look at the link your will get it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjelRDKHUk&list=PLaMHriw9yufacaXvxTzK-dEAGcafnWzBs

Love Bill Engval and all the Blue Collar Comedy crew.
In fact stand up comedy is a huge favor of mine

 

[Arwon]

Who killed who's black cat?

Ain't easy being green, you know.

Don't let the truth get in the way of making a great story even better

Holy snap'n turtle shells batman

 

[Ramjet]

Touch the Frog

Adam Hills fans may get this one

 

[thesmithy]

Ride tall---shoot straight----never tell lies

That is the way the world is....!

Never say Never

Bite of more than you can chew.........Then chew like hell.

He who lives by the Sword will die by the Sword---------Unless you are the Sword maker.....!

Never ask for something that you know you will never get

your worst enemy is the person that has nothing to lose!

The army that you will never defeat is the army that has no uniform.......

Don't paint someone into a corner that you know they can't get out off.......!

TheSmithy......!

 

[HeadsUp]

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Ain't easy being green, you know.

Jawohl Herr KermittFrog

 

[Wintersnake]

Love using this one when people complain about some trivial thing.

"It's not always about you, you know?"
normally followed by
"I don't give a ****......."

 

[blinky2299]

hi Ramjet
for me ( Here's Your Sign )
i work in a high school in Newcastle NO I AM NOT A TEACHER

have a look at the link your will get it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjelRDKHUk&list=PLaMHriw9yufacaXvxTzK-dEAGcafnWzBs

Love Bill Engval and all the Blue Collar Comedy crew.
In fact stand up comedy is a huge favor of mine

i have the 3 Blue Collar Comedy DVD

 

[HeadsUp]

if there is anything i own that cant take me flogging the **** off it then it shouldnt be in my toolkit .

usually said after i throw another broken tool in the bin

 

[HeadsUp]

when people say "Its a small world mate"

i say Yeah but its quite wide you know

/

( about 39,400 km around the equator )

okay . not as funny as i thought it was

 

[Ramjet]

Glad I started this thread.
Been some great replies already.

From my mum...
Opinions are like arseholes... Everybody has one
Sorry mum

 

[HeadsUp]

i am glad my grandmother cant hear some of the dirty jokes in this place

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she hates it when people steal her best gags

 

[Gold689]

that's funny Ramjet.

Mind over Matter =
I don't mind, you don't matter