Your favourite quotes and sayings.

[Manpa]

Sometimes it pays not to overthink Sh...t. (Me) layful:

 

[Mackka]

If you think you can't or you think you can, both are correct.

 

[20x]

"hope, the best of things" Andy Dufrain.. Shawshank redemption

 

[RM Outback]

"There's nothing wrong with common sense until it involves politics"

RM Outback 6/7/2019

 

[BigWave]

I read a great one today in a good read by Elizabeth Bear:
"The least fun in being an adult, is facing your own mistakes"
I can relate to that!

 

[Bobh]

"Rules and regulations only restrict honest people..." by Unknown

 

[Manpa]

Read this last night and thought it was very appropriate.

Life must be lived looking forward, but it can only be understood by looking back.

 

[Pieces-Of-Eight]

Language unnice. Watch it!! or you will be having a holiday.

 

[Pieces-Of-Eight]

Language unnice. Watch it!! or you will be having a holiday.

Seems selective, there are other posts in this thread with adult words which don't have letter substitutions (mine did) and haven't been overwritten..

 

[Deepseeker]

Yesterday is History,
Tomorrow a Mystery.
Today is a gift,
That's why it's called the Present....

 

[Deepseeker]

You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose,
but you can't eat your friends....

 

[Goldfreak]

"We need more seagulls to take the chip of everyones shoulder" Heard that for the first time yesterday.

 

[BigWave]

You can't take the elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.

 

[madtuna]

You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose,
but you can't eat your friends....

maybe so....but you cant have sex with snot

 

[PabloP]

If you fail to plan, then plan to fail.

Rob P.

 

[Deepseeker]

You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose,
but you can't eat your friends....

maybe so....but you cant have sex with snot

Ahhh, but what of the Mucophilia lovers? :inlove:

 

[shakergt]

https://www.prospectingaustralia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=26478

This one was done some time ago now

 

[Deepseeker]

I once heard a fellow worker many years ago describe the owner of the company that we both worked for:-

As Slippery as an Eel in a bucket of snot

 

[Deepseeker]

And, when I first started working for him, upon introducing myself to one of our suppliers he said-

And remember son. When you shake hands with him, always count your fingers after

 

[Jazz]

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.