what are the funny names your pets have had?

[bushpig]

My 5yo daughter named her guinea pig Gonzo after my mate.

 

[Billy]

https://www.prospectingaustralia.com/forum/img/member-images/859/1421831836_image.jpg this is miss molly

"Good Golly"!!!
Cute mutt Dan!
Mate has chooks he calls Butter, Stirfry and Little! add chicken to each name an there ya go

Cheers,
Billy.