The Real VENT!!!

[dwt]

Gosh dwt,
You sure have unleashed the beast,
I didn't even know Panda until the other day
and now he's made more posts in a couple
of days than in the last year.
You man have most incredible powers of
calling up the living dead.
That's kinda spooky

The question must be asked , is the Panda in fact a real Panda , with superior Witt and keyboard skills to most , or is he in fact an alter ego of DWT

Arrr, no, I am not Panda, not related, not neighbours, not even the same fur colour, two totally different marsupials, but then Pandas arnt marsupials either, they are currently part of the racoon family, a koala on the other hand is a marsupial however, the koala, being called a koala bear is not related to the bear family
Hope this answers the question for you mate

 

[Bacchus]

***** !!!

Never knew Pandas had teeth like that !

 

[Ramjet]

OK I'll put it out there... Drop bears!

 

[Ryan1981]

quick get the Vegemite

 

[Panda]

Ok I reconsidered submitting this.

 

[Ramjet]

 

[stoyve]

***** !!!

Never knew Pandas had teeth like that !

Of course theyve got teeth Bacchus, otherwise they'd be gummy bear's

 

[stoyve]

Gosh dwt,
You sure have unleashed the beast,
I didn't even know Panda until the other day
and now he's made more posts in a couple
of days than in the last year.
You man have most incredible powers of
calling up the living dead.
That's kinda spooky

The question must be asked , is the Panda in fact a real Panda , with superior Witt and keyboard skills to most , or is he in fact an alter ego of DWT

Arrr, no, I am not Panda, not related, not neighbours, not even the same fur colour, two totally different marsupials, but then Pandas arnt marsupials either, they are currently part of the racoon family, a koala on the other hand is a marsupial however, the koala, being called a koala bear is not related to the bear family
Hope this answers the question for you mate

Its time to stop now dwt, youve let the Panda out of the box and now I've gone and cracked a rib I'm laughing so hard. :lol:

 

[Panda]

Thats all its for mate a crazy panda rant. I hold myself accountable for my actions as an individual and the hard truth is dwt is 100% innocent. We are known to each other only via pa I just say things as they pop in my head and im sure he takes his membership here far more seriously than do I.

I have a pm from one of the mods from a few months back asking not to attack other members which I try to be mindful of. We shared an opinion about a banned member and that is the basis of our common ground nothing further your honour.

I am not a member on any other forums just having a laugh whilst those in my inner circle get inebriated nightly on cheap alcoholic beverages, singing salutations but are also steadily becoming less comprehensive as each hour passes with increasing loss of control and inhibitions. I am the incarnate of sober Johnny Big Laugh, amusing myself in a personal meditation and exaltation that is far less spiritual than most of the longstanding accepted forms and practices of such.

In truth its hard to be humble and on the wagon in everday life and dealing with realities and resposibilities that come with such, however in the hours the druken associates are present I have a much better understanding why I have such a committed approach to continued sobriety.

Cheers Big Ears.

 

[casper]

such eloquence - Bravo!!

 

[dwt]

Guys I'm not Panda, I've read his/her posts, and found them to be amusing, this topic was set up for people to "vent" in the members only section, all for a good old fashioned laugh and genuine VENT!, I have just over 1100 posts, most of you all should know me by now, I love a good laugh, I'm a firm believer laughter and joy to be better for you and those around you, I've enjoyed the tennis style posts between myself and Panda, I know some others have to and maybe some haven't, maybe some have even gone as far as to jumping to conclusions, whatever, the ones who havnt got a gag out of it, to bad, our humours different, and I sure as ***** ain't going to loose any sleep over worrying about it.
I'm posotive at one stage one of our moderators have done an IP address check, if not, do one.
Myself and Panda have the ability to take the "mickey" out of each other and keep it real without getting upset about it.
And to those who don't like/enjoy or got a laugh out of it, that's fine, but let's not forget under which section this is posted!!!
We can't all be sticks in the mud
Cheers Panda and others that posted and got a laugh out of it, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I have

 

[gcause]

 

[Bacchus]

For the record dwt , I have enjoyed your and Panda's posts , even when I was the target of a Panda attack , I saw it in the light in which I hope was intended and had a really good laugh as he seems to have a very clever way with words.
My comment re Panda possibly being your alter ego was very much tongue in cheek and was not meant to be taken seriously , so I hope it wasn't by anyone. Great thread , needs to be a place for a bit of clever witt , but for me personally the crack at Jaros may have gone a tad over the line , but it's a free world and people can say what they want I guess.

Keep Venting as I for one enjoy it.

Vented

 

[Ramjet]

Noice one Panda.

 

[HeadsUp]

venting ?

oh **** i better not start

I have saved up a huge backlog of vents that would overflow out the back of a 300 tonne dumptruck so i better not start

politics ? gross incompetance by most of our lacklustre bent pisssant politicians wastes 75 % of the tax we pay . but hey i better not start.

Women..... So a woman flirts with me.
I look at her and think " Nah - youre an attention seeker and a time waster i wont waste any time chasing you
So she gets the shitz and starts playing headgames with people around me to show me her best hell hath no furry routine
Whatever happened to " no means no " ?

customers ..... So a customer asks me to find a solution , then design and manufacture it urgently which i do by working 118 hours in a week to get it done.
It gets picked up and delivered to them then sits there for 3 weeks before they use it....... wtf ?

Commercial Real Estate Agents...... They dont have to be licensed in NSW , so you can walk out of prison after doing 10 years for fraud offences and walk straight in to commercial real estate as there is no government regulatory body for it.
If you get ripped off by a breach of contract by unlicensed maggotz then tough luck mate you have to fight them in court on your own because there are no laws and no support from Fair Trading , ASIC or police.

Okay thats enough for now

Coz i better not start.

 

[dwt]

Ok, I have to post this one quietly and sitting outside in the dark with the mozzies!!!! (In a whispering manner)
The outlaws just rocked up no more than a couple of hours ago.
1: they didn't bring any King Browns with them, first mistake!
2: they don't eat meat, and I was cooking a barbie...... WTF
3: 2 hours of listening about how the aircon dosnt work in they're antiquated 70 something model jeep grand Cherokee
4: NO, I'm not going to empty your caravan toilet for you FFS!
5: yep, you told me that one last time you were here, FFS!
6: NO, I havnt found enough gold to give you some, FFS!
Gunna be a loooooong night!!!!

 

[G0lddigg@]

Hahah sorry mate sounds like the perfect night to finish off that welding project.....

 

[Ramjet]

I feel your pain dwt.

 

[HeadsUp]

Ok, I have to post this one quietly and sitting outside in the dark with the mozzies!!!! (In a whispering manner)
The outlaws just rocked up no more than a couple of hours ago.
1: they didn't bring any King Browns with them, first mistake!
2: they don't eat meat, and I was cooking a barbie...... WTF
3: 2 hours of listening about how the aircon dosnt work in they're antiquated 70 something model jeep grand Cherokee
4: NO, I'm not going to empty your caravan toilet for you FFS!
5: yep, you told me that one last time you were here, FFS!
6: NO, I havnt found enough gold to give you some, FFS!
Gunna be a loooooong night!!!!

" yes outlaws i am paying attention to what youre saying - did i mention i have industrial deafness ? "

but you love them anyway

 

[Guest]

Hey DWT want me to rock up crazy pi$$t and scare em off? Or give the van a shake and go WoooooooOO they might bail early hours?