Old Sayings

[Guest]

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few.

Can you add a saying???

 

[Captain Zero]

If rocking horse **** was honey, you wouldn't eat bee's ??
Tasmanian I think??

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[dwt]

The pan never lies!

 

[Jaros]

How about, "It's as rare as Rocking Horse ****"!!!

 

[blisters]

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum has brown finger in the morning

 

[silver]

Stop pickin your nose ,... heard that one a bit when I was a kid. :lol:

 

[kawman]

you realise that there are more solutions other than violence the first time a moskito lands on your naked testicles...

 

[Cuckoowaif]

A woman's work is never done , especially if some bloke is trying to do it !

 

[Cuckoowaif]

A man that goes to bed frustrated , wakes up with problem in hand .

 

[cecc]

That's the ant's pants.
What a pearler.
cooee cobber.
dogs eye (pie)
little ripper
oo roo
toodle loo
have a geezer at this
catch more flies with honey then you do with with vinegar
fair crack of the whip
you little scoundrel
like no ones business

 

[silver]

Who let fluffy off the chain.
organ arse.
let her rip.
far cough.
get out of the biscuits fatty.
Built like a brick *********.
she'll be right mate.
s h i t hot.
&
Hot s h i t.
too hot to handle.
built for comfort not speed.
(And that was always followed by)
I'm knackered.
get to bed (I've heard that a lot).
:lol:

 

[grubstake]

The old prospectors' motto: Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes

 

[aussiefarmer]

a very wise old bloke said

you ever only have one or two real mates , the rest are just acquaintances.

 

[Heatho]

Keep the offensive stuff out of here please fella's.

Thanks

 

[Eldorado]

"It is better to fart and stink a little than bust your bum and be a cripple."My great grandmother who would be 144 if she were still alive used to say this when she dropped one.God bless her.

 

[AtomRat]

Do that again lad an ill give you a roight clip over the lug-'ole.
You dutty little sod.
What's for tea? Kippers eyelash or toad in the 'ole?
Whale oil beef hooked.

 

[aussiefarmer]

Keep the offensive stuff out of here please fella's.

Thanks

Fair call

 

[Dave law]

I'll have a dogs eye with dead horse. (Pie & sauce).

 

[blisters]

A politician is someone who thinks twice before saying nothing

 

[Guest]

She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. :/