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From my mum.. Opinions are like ass holes. Everybody has one.
He's a sandwich short of a picnic.
He has a few roos loose in the top paddock.
He works harder than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
About as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Thick as two short planks.
I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
You can't put brains in statues.
Are your legs/arms painted on.
Blisters. (turns up after the work is done)
Hurricane lamp (not very bright)
Singlet (always on your back)
Long streak of pelican shyte.
Scott no idea
You call someone that you don't like cloud cause when they piss off its a nice day...
Don't have to have a long neck to be a goose...
Useful as a one legged midget at a ass kicking competition