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[Mr Magoo]

Anybody seen my screwdriver. Can't find it. I'm sure I had it down stairs last before I went upstairs.

 

[Ded Driver]

If the worlds gravity increased would i have more gold or just heavier gold ?????

it would sink back to the centre of the earth
so you would need a bigger shovel, but then you wouldn't be able to shovel the dirt out
so, catch 22
your nugget weighs more, so is worth more,
but you dig less of them
your screwed
:goldnugget: layful:

 

[Ridge Runner]

na mate you would get shorter :lol: :lol:

Don't tell him that !!! He's got Cuffs/Turn ups on his Jocks already, Still he'd make a good spy out in the Desert coz his bum cheeks wipe out his foot prints in the sand, :lol: :lol: layful: layful: layful:

 

[ctxkid]

It is now.
So, Please stay on topic...... Offtopic.............OK.
.
No more slagging people. ] ] :skull:
Or we will have to lock it and worse,
DELETE it. ]
I have cleaned the negativity out of what is actually a funny topic.
Or Not. O
Umm, I better knock off and go home. :beer: :beer:

Are the mods gluttons for punishment?
layful:
Or do they just like using their muscle ower:
O {)
Or is it just an excuse to :beer: :beer: :beer:

it seems to me to be just the selected can say more than others

this post will give the tj another to clean

 

[Tathradj]

Wrong on that regard kid. :cloudy:
There is no bias.
Now back off/on topic.

 

[Occasional_panner]

LOL , I just typed a lot but deleted it all, ahhh what's the point.

 

[7.62marksman]

Anybody seen my screwdriver. Can't find it. I'm sure I had it down stairs last before I went upstairs.

maybe it fell behind the lounge

 

[Mr Magoo]

Good point! I'll have a look.

Thanks :Y:

 

[ctxkid]

Good point! I'll have a look.

Thanks :Y:

if it is there i hope my keys are with it 8.( layful: haven't seen em in weeks :8 :8

 

[Gem in I]

This is my newest mate I'm bringing next prospecting trip just because you know no reason.
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/aust...e-strapped-to-back/ar-BBOiPxI?ocid=spartandhp

 

[Bjay]

I like walnuts.
And blueberries.

 

[Mr Magoo]

Good point! I'll have a look.

Thanks :Y:

if it is there i hope my keys are with it 8.( layful: haven't seen em in weeks :8 :8

Hang on! Why are your keys behind the lounge? ..........................................Caaaaaathhhhhrinnnneeee there's a nutter who says his keys are behind the lounge. What's going on???????????????????????????

 

[Ded Driver]

I like my homemade chilli blackberry jam, & pistachio's (but they're bloody expensive)

 

[Bjay]

And while Im on the subject of irrelevant crap I actually like goats too. Had a goat named goofer g for goat. Kids call but he was a bloody good nacker. Get home from work and hed love nothing better than having a bit of a tussle,grab him by the horns, shake him around a bit and hang on. In the end he didnt taste too bad.

 

[Mr Magoo]

And while Im on the subject of irrelevant crap

Foul - Off topic!

 

[Ridge Runner]

Foul - Off topic!

Foul now your off topic,, about being off topic for not staying on topic about being off topic in the first place :lol: :lol: :lol: errr I think ?

Some days I just can't stay focussed :zzz:

 

[Flowerpot]

Oh geez one of my dogs just farted........ :awful:

 

[7.62marksman]

i like to nibble nobby's nuts

 

[Ridge Runner]

Oh geez one of my dogs just farted........ :awful:

Of coarse it was the Dog lol :awful:

 

[Ridge Runner]

i like to nibble nobby's nuts

What nobby have to say about it ?