Some years ago, a mate who was president of our local RSL was on duty roster & was having a beer with me & a few other blokes.
I left the group & went out to the phone in the lobby and called the club.The president being the duty roster answered the phone where I asked him to page a " Mr Bluey Zarzoff" .He then paged Mr Zarzoff to the phone.
The placed erupted!!
He was cited before the club committee for language unbecoming!!
Bloody funny at the time