Blonde joke

[geof_junk]

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

 

[mond]

a girl going from school a man on a motor bike asked if she would like a ride
she said no' and keeps going he follows and says i will give $10 for a ride she said no
and keeps walking he says $20 and a bag of lollies
she stops and says LOOK dad i told to buy a Honda not a
Harly