It is an offence to fly a kite 'to the annoyance of any person' or sing an 'obscene song or ballad' in a public place in Victoria. You can be jailed for up to a year for cleaning up seabird or bat poo without a licence in Western Australia and you can also be fined thousands of dollars for possessing more than 50kg of potatoes under certain circumstances. In Victoria, making unreasonable noise with a vacuum cleaner can bring a fine of up to $22,000. In Victoria, corresponding or doing business with pirates is illegal and can result in 10 years’ imprisonment. It is an offense to offer rewards for stolen property without asking questions in Tasmania and South Australia. It is illegal in most parts of Australia to wear a disguise without relevant cause. If you get electrocuted to death then you will have to pay fines to the government (it is illegal to touch electric wires that can lead to your death). In Victoria it’s against the law to pretend to tell people’s fortunes – or use witchcraft or ‘crafty science’– to discover where stolen goods might be found.
All sounds fair enough.......
All sounds fair enough.......