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I wonder about such medical claims though BigWave. Last time I had my prostate checked the Doc told me that now I'm in my 50's my prostate was the size of a lemon. So I asked him, "Are we talking Lemon Eureka?, Lisbon?, Citron? or those great big pithy ones like used to grow on my granny's lemon tree in her backyard?"
He told me to stop being a smart-ass, but I said to him if I was interested in Lemons I would have gone to the Greengrocer across the road instead of a GP. He said that all he was trying to do was highlight the fact that in the Caveman days we died while our Prostate was still the size of a Walnut. So, here we go again, English?, American?, Persian? They love letting us know how lucky we are that they haven't killed us yet :lol:
So, he does the check with his finger, and then happily announces that the "lemon" is the small doughnut that it should be. I said to him, that I thought we were talking fruit & nuts and now here we are in the bakery. The guy had no sense of humor AT ALL. "What I'm trying to feel is if your prostate (which should feel like a little doughnut), is actually hard and enlarged like a Bagel............. Regular gourmet this bloke, and this notional feast was all on Medicare- Lucky Country Australia..........
He told me to stop being a smart-ass, but I said to him if I was interested in Lemons I would have gone to the Greengrocer across the road instead of a GP. He said that all he was trying to do was highlight the fact that in the Caveman days we died while our Prostate was still the size of a Walnut. So, here we go again, English?, American?, Persian? They love letting us know how lucky we are that they haven't killed us yet :lol:
So, he does the check with his finger, and then happily announces that the "lemon" is the small doughnut that it should be. I said to him, that I thought we were talking fruit & nuts and now here we are in the bakery. The guy had no sense of humor AT ALL. "What I'm trying to feel is if your prostate (which should feel like a little doughnut), is actually hard and enlarged like a Bagel............. Regular gourmet this bloke, and this notional feast was all on Medicare- Lucky Country Australia..........