The Real VENT!!!

[dwt]

Thought I would start this thread up in the comedy section for prospecting/non prospecting related VENTING, before you read any further there will be some edited swearing
I'm kicking off with A non prospecting related topic "work" I work for myself nowadays and I'm so pi##ed off with local clients that come and expect stuff done for a six pack of beer, or like yesterday, I hardfaced a set of slasher blades, and all I got in return was. Bowl of bloody fresh tasty veggies, nothing pre organised, but the buggers are smart enough to drop it off when I'm not home and hand them off to mrs dwt, and say "tell dwt, he did a fantastic job thank you" the bums of living in a small rural area
SONOFABIARCH
Vented

 

[Tathradj]

Yep,
Freebies. Bane of my life.
Go walking down the street, "Can you fix my computer". I quote, $85.00 per hour plus travel.
Sorts em out but mind you, I don't mind one bit helping out someone I know well.
Hate retail.

 

[Guest]

You know what I hate!!! People rocking up at dinner time' for a free feed Geez that pi$$es me off.

Creepy weirdo mates go home for dinner not my joint my wife's cooking is all mine!!!

Another thing that drives me MAD is visitors coming over and the first thing they do is disappear to go take a huge dirty *****' go ***** in ya own!!! don't detour past my house!
(That's dedicated to my brother and mother in Law) hope your watching!!

"LOL" I'm cracking myself up now... That will do me.

 

[Goldtarget]

Gee where to start. Couple of employees that need to come off teat, nearly had a stop work overt bank bags. Machinery operators that won't get off the machine when they need to do some physical menial work but refuse to get on when you need them too. I'll bet I could get 100 blokes that would quit their daily to get the ride these blokes do. Don't wanna turn up for a public holiday even though they haven't done one for two years. Any way better go back to my latte that's getting cold in the office

 

[Jaros]

Confusing reading???!! Goldtarget.

 

[Bacchus]

Posted elsewhere but more appropriate here , need to vent about Freeloading Pandas

stoyve wrote:
Bahahaaaa smile
Me thinks that Panda is a ninja,
He appears outa no where,
makes a deadly attack and disapears.
That was a totally awesome exchange
between the two of you dwt.
I think I might of wet my pants
Sooooo funny.

Pandas are ningas ! Yo gotta be kidding Stoyve , useless bloody things they are. Our state Government bought a couple , gottem cheap off EBay a few years back , put em in the zoo over here to breed , they don't work !! Bloody Chinese import bears. Even though he had a perfectly good female panda at home all Mr Panda does is sit on his useless half tonne black and white ass all day with his great mitts wrapped around his tiny bamboo shoot. 4 years and still no action , Mrs Panda finally had a gut full of the non performance and did the bolt , rumour around the zoo is that she is happy now , moved in with Big Boy the Gorilla a few cages down .
Pandas are ninjas ? No way , give me a good old Aussie Koala any day, only good thing about Pandas are their sense of humour



Cheers

 

[dwt]

Just got in from the shops, (mrs dwt couldn't make it) I had to deal with the SOCCER CAR DRIVING MUMS, God they drive to the brink of INSANITY, "hey WOMAN, you've had all day to sort your sh#t out and go shopping, why in the bloody hell are you racing around now at zero hour trying to get groceries before you join the car line up to pick up kids"
AND THE SO CALLED "Fresh produce" from the super market, the bloody lettuce has withered by the time I GET HOME, come one, I don't live that far outta town......... ARRRRRRRGH!!!!! (Screaming like small insane child)
VENTED!!

 

[Ramjet]

Dont get me started on fresh produce. Apples in cold storage for 12 months. Asparagus from PERU for god's sake!!!! Fresh food people my A#$&.

 

[Ryan1981]

I hate with the full meaning of the word, Councils-government-bureaucrats, That are suppose to serve us as the Australian people, That dictate bull%@$& rules and regulations, that were conceived by moronic Ftards.......

How do you like them apples

 

[G0lddigg@]

Thought I would start this thread up in the comedy section for prospecting/non prospecting related VENTING, before you read any further there will be some edited swearing
I'm kicking off with A non prospecting related topic "work" I work for myself nowadays and I'm so pi##ed off with local clients that come and expect stuff done for a six pack of beer, or like yesterday, I hardfaced a set of slasher blades, and all I got in return was. Bowl of bloody fresh tasty veggies, nothing pre organised, but the buggers are smart enough to drop it off when I'm not home and hand them off to mrs dwt, and say "tell dwt, he did a fantastic job thank you" the bums of living in a small rural area
SONOFABIARCH
Vented

sounds familiar mate.... once i opened my mouth about my net Tig bloody hell didn't the favors start rolling in..... dont your neighbors know you cant make friends with salad? or in your case broccoli...

 

[Jaros]

My wife got "FRESH"Peaches from Woollies 2 days ago-they were 3/4 raw.Even after 2-3 days they are hard to eat.!!!!

 

[loamer]

1. Lack of digital radio in the country. My personal vendetta against the buffoons in Canberra continues remains my Number 1, however, with a rocket and probably will make Number 1 shortly......

Applying for a building permit through the Loddon Shire (the local Govt buffoons based in Wedderburn while we in the south end of the Shire suffer). Bloody hell. Included in the $375 permit is the cost of three site inspections by them - anymore and its an extra $175 a pop, that I have to pay. AND, the visits have to be when they are available, about three days a week I think. I can kick a footy and hit the Central Goldfields Shire and would not have to put up with this nonsense all for a shed. Please tell me what my rates are for?

 

[Bacchus]

Dont get me started on fresh produce. Apples in cold storage for 12 months. Asparagus from PERU for god's sake!!!! Fresh food people my A#$&.

Got that right Roger , wouldn't mind shoving a proton energy pill right up the fresh food people's xxx , the screws were turned that hard on the Orchardists up the road in Lenswood that family's that have been growing apples for over a hundred years have had to sell up ! Let alone all the people employed from the area

Vented

 

[Goldtarget]

Confusing reading???!! Goldtarget.

That's alright mate I have trouble with yours. I'm not sure whether you're sad mad glad or being bad with those emoticons you're fond of. It all makes perfect sense to me. In a nutshell I supervise grown men with alot of advantages in their work life that generally complain about it and it infuriates me. They think I drink expensive coffees in an air conditioned office all day. Clear Hey? Sorry to speak in Victorian twas mighty inconsiderate of me.

 

[Ramjet]

Confusing reading???!! Goldtarget.

That's alright mate I have trouble with yours. I'm not sure whether you're sad mad glad or being bad with those emoticons you're fond of. It all makes perfect sense to me. In a nutshell I supervise grown men with alot of advantages in their work life that generally complain about it and it infuriates me. They think I drink expensive coffees in an air conditioned office all day. Clear Hey? Sorry to speak in Victorian twas mighty inconsiderate of me.

I'm hearing ya Goldtarget, ( on more than 1 level :8 ). I do the Team Leader role at work sometimes.If it's a busy day the team does maybe 3 hours of "work" per shift. Ask them to do a job and it's almost mutiny. The less they do the less they wanna do.

 

[Goldtarget]

Mate at the risk of some serious blow back from the members, I work for a local entity that has been already mentioned in this thread. I can empathize with the same disbelief believe me. Not to mention the Co worker that is going to a two day conference that had one presenter relevant to her role with zero employees to supervise and about 2 dozen presentations relevant to my role but no leave pass for poor old GT because I was second to submit an expression of interest because I'm not sitting there reading emails in the first minute they hit the inbox.

Ah this thread makes me feel more complete already.

 

[Greglz86]

You know what I hate!!! People rocking up at dinner time' for a free feed Geez that pi$$es me off.

Creepy weirdo mates go home for dinner not my joint my wife's cooking is all mine!!!

Another thing that drives me MAD is visitors coming over and the first thing they do is disappear to go take a huge dirty *****' go ***** in ya own!!! don't detour past my house!
(That's dedicated to my brother and mother in Law) hope your watching!!

"LOL" I'm cracking myself up now... That will do me.

My mates dont let me use their dunny anymore. They tell me to go home hahaha :lol:

 

[Panda]

Posted elsewhere but more appropriate here , need to vent about Freeloading Pandas

stoyve wrote:
Bahahaaaa smile
Me thinks that Panda is a ninja,
He appears outa no where,
makes a deadly attack and disapears.
That was a totally awesome exchange
between the two of you dwt.
I think I might of wet my pants
Sooooo funny.

Pandas are ningas ! Yo gotta be kidding Stoyve , useless bloody things they are. Our state Government bought a couple , gottem cheap off EBay a few years back , put em in the zoo over here to breed , they don't work !! Bloody Chinese import bears. Even though he had a perfectly good female panda at home all Mr Panda does is sit on his useless half tonne black and white ass all day with his great mitts wrapped around his tiny bamboo shoot. 4 years and still no action , Mrs Panda finally had a gut full of the non performance and did the bolt , rumour around the zoo is that she is happy now , moved in with Big Boy the Gorilla a few cages down .
Pandas are ninjas ? No way , give me a good old Aussie Koala any day, only good thing about Pandas are their sense of humour



Cheers

No breeding troubles here mate, my ex gets the cheques to prove it. They come in handy every 2nd weekend to push my vn and the neighbours valiant onto the other side of the driveway out the front so I can mow both sections of the nature strip, just whipper snip the edges every other week. . Thats tongue in cheek for those whom have a level just above illiterate. I really have a wb ute with a bns bullbar.

Kinda felt like that panda in my life at times. Poor bugger prolly gets the evil eye pointed at him every other day. Could be his thing though hey, these modern times who am I to judge? At least he wont have metal dangling from his face dressed up in feminine clothes sporting an adams apple spouting off about how he is sooooo into his new boyfriend and telling everyone that listens he has rights too.

Dont let the green leaners hear me say that or that panda will be the next bloody emblem for fat oppressed animals of mixed species inter-relationships on every left leaning envelope and website this side and prolly the other of the pacific.

 

[Panda]

I was nodding my head at state government mate, after all what have they bought lately that actually measured up? De salination plant that got flooded, thats irony like a housewife smaking you about the ears with it. Im not a complete idiot I understand that statement is not exactly a double entendre but Im an animal after all, and it gives me a little chuckle inside.

I bet they never gave it thought to check if she was an ugly panda. Every day I wake in the morning an step in the bathroom in front of the mirror, hence im the resident expert and would have gladly taken the consult fee had they offered it up. Perhaps the evidence of him having two remaining intact arms might suggest otherwise, I too have met some lookers that have nearly driven me to bash my skull in with the ensuing attitude spewing forth from that facial oriface.

She may have made some business in an inappropriate place, there wouldn't be a bloke out there that would stick around if she wasnt tidy in that department. Theres messy and theres crazy.

 

[Panda]

My pet hate is the word tomato. Maybe you can help out? I need to know if the proper pronunciation is tomato or tomato? What do you say?