I have to tell you the motivation for this one. I shared a house with a couple of full-on Greenies for a while when I was in my late 20's. I thought when I had answered the share ad in the newspaper, that we could all practice live and let live. Instead, I endured countless lectures from these two women who were politically active members of The Greens, who for one minute could not see anything any other way but theirs.
One drove an old renault that peed oil all the time and blew smoke, and would bang on about how all cars no matter how old, should be fitted with a Catalytic converter. I was an Engineering student at the time and it shocked her to learn of all of the different materials that went into a Catalytic converter and where those materials came from.....
The house would be buzzing with bloody flies, but we were all forbidden to use anything other than a fly swatter, as flyspray contained chemicals and CFC's etc., etc. (I used to wait until they were both gone for the day and then go sick with my own hidden can
)
Until one day, the most virulent of the pair went on one of her many overseas flights for a holiday. There was a main bathroom that myself and the other young housemate shared, and since the older and more virulent one set up the house first, she got to have an ensuite in her bedroom. Myself and the younger of the two were both going out on separate dates this particular Saturday night, and we both needed the bathroom at the same time. "Use the other one" she said, "I'm sure Megan won't mind".
In I went to have a shave and fix my hair (I had some back then), and Hallelujah! There on the shelves and all around the ensuite was a lovely big collection of hairspray, underarm, cosmetics and god knows what else in Aerosol cans!
Megan The Vegan
Megan the Vegan,
NEVER ate meat,
And she
NEVER wore leather, on her back or her feet!
She
INSISTED EMPHATICALLY, that we should all be like her,
And
NEVER wear leather, eat meat, or wear fur
But Megan the Vegan, was a rank Hypocrite,
She made all and sundry, put up with her
oop: .
While preaching her way, she drove all around,
In a car made from stuff, dug from deep in the ground.
As a true seasoned traveller, she travelled by plane,
That spewed tonnes of fumes, that caused acid rain.
She lived inner city, and would always vote green,
Abusing Labour & Liberal, and all in between.
But there are no forests in Fitzroy, or even Potts Point,
To save from the Bushies, while you drag on your joint,
Preaching to others, about all their harm,
While you eat your smashed Avo, that came from a farm