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yes a great topic
Noble yabby pump lay on the fields,Sluice_Unit said:I have a fine friend whose blog could tangle with such noble words._Rake_ said:Thela Hun Jingeet.
Gold pebbles of Tasmanian smog,
Dick on lawnmower thinking of brunch,
Yabbie pump suck like the old Chevrolet,
Take me back home to where to my head lay.
Muscles aching Trump on my mind,
Gotta pay bills before the sun is all gone.
Deepseeker, this is a great poem, this really made me laugh out loud. Love it!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :trophy:Deepseeker said:Blowfly
Buzzz Buzzz Blowfly flying free,
Sprinkling germs all over me.
Eat of my scab until you're fed,
How I long to squash your ugly head.
Fat hairy belly and goggle eyes,
You Billy Bunter of the skys.....
You and your family, I hate you all,
Humping on my loungeroom wall!
Love-locked in Blowfly embraces,
Aren't you embarrassed?
-Shame! Hide your faces!!
An ill-timed swipe and you disappear,
to land again upon my ear.
One more swipe, I miss once more,
My ear now ringing, my head so sore.
Such wicked humour,
Such insect wit
From one who dines
on others ****.
Oh, how I'd love to pull off both your wings!
But alas, I've settled for squashing you between the curtain and the window..............
What none would know JarosJaros said:Like it Silver-well done. What is that number?
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