Before you all shoot me down for this it was only payback for what he had done to me a few days earlier so he had it coming he took my car keys and drove my car next door and parked it in their shed and came running in saying someone had stolen my car and it was going out the drive way he said he would ring the police for me (that should have been the give away) i rand down that drive way (150m) in record time and no car in sight i was gutted
so this is payback
My truck driver was petrified of snakes so what you think
we all are but he was petrified beyond belief
so his wife told me
so i had a 3ft rubber red belly that was donated at work mmmmm i wonder how scared he is
he returned from his day run for pickups in Kangaroo Valley the high country here
he went to have lunch before unloading the truck ]
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yes i put the snake curled up on the front drivers seat
attached to the door handle by fishing line and shut the door
he finished his lunch and went to reverse the truck in to unload
he opened the door and thats when the fun started the snake jumped out at him
his eyes were the size of dinner plates his mouth was open but no sound was coming out he was frozen one leg in the cab the other on the step
hand on the lift handle body arched backwards
and this big red belly staring him straight in the eye
well with one foot he pushed himself off that truck and done a parra roll the army guys would have been proud of
he let out a blood curdling scream so loud i have never heard it that loud before
into the roll out of the roll straight onto his feet
legs started running to the left but the body would no follow so he fell down
jumps up try to start running again but his legs are frozen so only the body moves and he falls again in all this time he covered about 6ft mainly on the ground crawling still had not taken a breath and this noise like a police siren coming out
nose running and tears running down his cheeks
his legs stopped running and he sat on the ground as he saw that we were in fits of laughter and he realized what was happening
i am sure at this time he has soiled and wet himself but to my surprise he hadn't :lol: :lol: :lol:
and yes he saw the funny side of it and we still laugh about what we use to do to each other