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[Guest]

Well put HeadsUp, that was some funny stuff. Nothing like a good laugh and like Golddigg@ said (nothing unites people in laughter more than a prominent fart!) and it doesn't hurt if its got a bit on it It can break a tense situation and they don't discriminate. A well timed fart can start fits of laughter during an otherwise boring night and it is always remembered and sometime its the highlight of an event (the fart and the ensuing laughter)(among my crew anyway). I always say farts are natures comedy and I am renowned amongst a rather large group of friends to be the king. Which is a title I was initially reluctant to adopt but now I wear proudly. They are more like an entity which announce their arrival in a glorious fashion Your right rocketaroo, farts ARE awesome

 

[Terrraaustralis2014]

"Here's to the Fart!"

..."hip-hip"

 

[ProspectorPete]

My mate got married 2 years ago and during the reception in a big old castle they were half way through the speeches when the best man is getting everyone loosened up, we were on the back table and just when the room stopped laughing at a joke my other mate on our table farts, talk about timing 'cause it was right when the room went silent for 2 seconds like someone had hit the mute button, everyone turns and looks at our table and there was no mistaking it.
My mate gets a tap on the shoulder from the bloke videoing the wedding (happened to be standing behind him) and says "I got that on tape", well the room erupted and the fun began.
My mate who got married still hasn't watched the wedding video yet but we're all itching to find out how it went.

Yep nothing like a good fart to break the ice in a room full of people you don't know.

 

[stoyve]

They are NEVER not funny

 

[Goldhawk]

Bahaa , if the fart story wasn't good enough , then this . Quote : I can only assume he is married to a ferocious kitchen tiger and has developed this skill through years of practice at obeying the master. Very Funy indeed

 

[Billy]

Want to clear a queue real quick.???
Drop a rattle snake and then stare very hard at the bloke beside you.
Work,s every time. :lol:
What ever you do, Don't misjudge it and major skid your undies. :8

I believe that would be called a "SHART"! 8.(

Excuse me while I go and get changed ha ha

Aaaah good ol toilet humour ay! :lol:

 

[Gravity]

I'm so sorry don't want to upset anyone that's on the other team

 

[Tassie Daz]

What's even funnier is when that same old guy thinks he got away with it.......cause he could hear it, but looks a bit sheepish when the stink hits him too.......and he know where it came from.

 

[Balmain Bob]

The funniest AFI ( see note) that I was present for happened back in the early 80s. It was a Monday morning and I was in Court 4 at 302 Castlereagh Street Court at the 10 am call over to record the proceedings for the cases that the local detectives were involved in.
At a lull in the proceedings someone let one rip ( a bit more choke and he would have started). Being in a Court of Law, no one present was trying to laugh BUT it resembled the seen out of Life of Brian when the Emperor with the lisp is asking for his mate Bigus Dickus and the guards and standing behind him are about to bite off their tongues trying not to laugh.

After 30 seconds or so, it seemed like 5 minutes, the Magistrate looks up , pulled his glasses down his to the end of his nose and announced to the gallery,

Well, it wasn't me!!

This comment then broke the whole galley up into laughter and relieved the tension superbly

Looking among the gallery there was one uniformed Sargent sitting there with a hand over his extremely bright red face

Note> AFI (Accidental Flatulence Indecent)

cheers

bob

 

[Captain Zero]

Did the old fella have incontinence or was he trying to jump the cue,

Capt'n