shouldnt laugh

[HeadsUp]

I went to the post office this morning.

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there was a long line of people there and everyone looked bored waiting to get their turn until some poor old guy at the front farted

and i mean a LOUD fart that everyone heard.

i held my parcel up in front of my face to hide my smile and all was well for a moment.

until the SMELL wafted up to us all

that thing STUNK !

there must have been 15 people in there and between a few of us the giggles started.

I had to leave the queue and walk outside 3 times before i could stand at the counter without laughing . the bloodyy girl at the counter had a grin on her face that set me off every time i looked at her.

8.(

 

[Ramjet]

Bahahaha

 

[G0lddigg@]

Hahshahhahhhhssa lmfao :|

 

[HeadsUp]

I know it sounds like something you see in a viral email but that was a true story that happened this morning at my local post office

 

[nuggetino]

lol that's awesome!

 

[G0lddigg@]

I believe it nothing unites people in laughter more than a prominent fart!

 

[HeadsUp]

I was holding my ***** together quite well until i looked across at one guy .....

His face was purple from the pressure of stifling a laugh , he was clenching his teeth behind that grin which was as wide as his face and tears were welling up in his eyes , quite possibly from the stench , or more probably from the pressure of suppressed hysterical laughter.

all through this , his chest was heaving and shaking from the laugh he was holding inside yet he didnt utter a sound.

I can only assume he is married to a ferocious kitchen tiger and has developed this skill through years of practice at obeying the master.

I take my hat off to the guy , he showed an enormous capacity for self restraint that i couldnt match.

 

[stoyve]

They are never not funny and can break down the barrier between the classes.

 

[Bazz]

Where ever you be let your wind go free.....

and hope like hell it's not too toxic :8

 

[the duck]

[video=480,360]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaiJ0mPbbdk[/video]

 

[Prospector B]

ROFL, I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes reading this.

 

[Hiluxlou]

Hahaha better an empty house than a bad tenant .

 

[Tathradj]

Want to clear a que real quick.???
Drop a rattle snake and then stare very hard at the bloke beside you.
Work,s every time. :lol:
What ever you do, Don't misjudge it and major skid your undies. :8

 

[joe]

funny as hell and the vid that came after was just as good
[video=480,360]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8#t=32[/video]

 

[dwt]

Mrs dwt is a Reiner (horse riding) every year we head up to Tamworth for the Nationals, the competition is so high there would be 20 plus horses and riders out in the open pen at 2-3am riding and training they're horses, everyone is so quiet, concentrating on what they're doing, all one can hear is the sound of "clucks" "giddy up" and horses hooves, and dwt in the background roaring out laughing coz the horses are constantly farting the entire time, at one stage I was asked to leave coz my laughter was upsetting the pro's from concentrating, seriously, it was the brown butt gas orchestra in full flight, I'll have to YouTube it next year

 

[Heatho]

I got the cane for letting one rip in maths class, actually it was second one that got me the cane, took the class 5 minutes to stop laughing after the first. 2nd was the icing on the cake........ Teachers breath was worse than I could ever do, she should've got the cane too for having breath like that.

Anyway I don't combine beanz with eggs for breakfast anymore.

 

[Terrraaustralis2014]

Probably was there to collect his medical results so he could get his ass sorted out

 

[goldtruck59]

Laugh every time at fart jokes crack up. The Ducks video was a pearler ha ha

 

[rocketaroo]

Farts are awesome

 

[Keith]

It is better to fart & stink a little than to melt your legs & be a cripple!