Old Timers

[Cuckoowaif]

As ugly as a hat full of r soles

 

[stevewilko]

Life is like a toilet roll
The more you use it
The faster it peels off

 

[Manpa]

A face only a mother could love.
you don’t look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire
tight as a fishes ar…..
one eye on the kettle, one eye on the pot.

 

[sand surfer]

a face on him liked a dropped pie

 

[Leep58]

Head like a beaten favourite!

 

[user 22230]

Like the first slice in a loaf of bread, everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

 

[Newprospect]

Holding the door open when God was giving out brains!!

 

[aussiefarmer]

How about some new timers ,

As suttle as Putin,
As mature as kimjongyun,
As clear as gender,
It's true I read it in the news,

 

[Dave's Office]

Old boxers never die, they just lose their punch

 

[Dave's Office]

Old poker players never die, they just get discarded.

 

[shakergt]

Missing a few sheep in the top paddock.

 

[Grey Panner]

As ugly as a hat full of r soles

A face like the north end of a southbound cow.

 

[Mackka]

Useless as a hip pocket in a singlet.
About as much help as an ashtray on a motorbike.

 

[Grey Panner]

As ugly as a hat full of r soles

Talking about an actor, "He played the king as though someone had led the ace."

 

[Dave's Office]

Old auctioneers never die, they just look forbidding.

 

[Dave's Office]

Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

 

[Dave's Office]

Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

 

[Manpa]

Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain.

 

[Dave's Office]

Old politicians never die, they just become devoted.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Old investors never die, they just roll over"