New detector will rival all others and its australian made
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Interesting concept Duck, I wonder how it stacks up against the ML 5k. Time will tell I guess :lol:
P.S. The engineer behind this magnificent device is actually a forum member https://www.prospectingaustralia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=38345#p38345
P.S. The engineer behind this magnificent device is actually a forum member https://www.prospectingaustralia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=38345#p38345
garnethawkins
kinda obvious wouldn't ya say?
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Lol
Looks a little complicated to use........
bahhahhhahaha
mozzie1957
Wayne Blyton
I'm working on a new and improved version. Might have a flashy light.
mozzie1957
Wayne Blyton
Free? Oh my god! Can't sell mine for less than $19.95. Got overheads you know. Like.........fuel for me car so I can get out with a real detector.
lol theres always a catch my friend the app is free but once you run it he gets paid for every ad that is displayed on the screen sneeky
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richo966 said:read the page he is warning people good work but he has 6 people watching it have they not read his listing it is warning and people will still buy it how stupid are people good work duck good posting mate
Might just be 6 people interested to know if any gullibles actually don't read the ad properly and bid...
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How did I miss that bargain !
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GOLD, no pun intended.
The Q & A is not a bad read so far
Question & Answer
Q: Hi mate i want a refund on the previous product i bought from you Your Long Range Politician detector didnt work !
I walked around canberra all day with the thing and it just kept on giving a beep and flashing the red light next to " dud pollie keep looking button " surely your machine doesnt work ? , you cant suggest that we dont have one single competant politician in Canberra ?
ps maybe we can do a deal and swap it for your LRD gold detector ? i heard they work great at nothing too ?
12-Nov-13
A: Obviously you never studied the enclosed instructions: Section 1, Subsection 3b, Paragraph 5, Subparagraph 18c; To ensure the successful calibration of the LRP (Political) activation must first occur away from areas known for the proliferation of Duds (akin to not calibrating a normal metal detector inside the boiler of an old steam locomotive). Only when the machine has cycled through and is showing solid green can a search commence. Middle of the Gibson will suffice. You've activated the machine in a known area and have caused a severe overloading of the internal components, especially the fuzzy logic circuits (the little fluffy bits) and blown your 12 month warranty which, by the way, according to my altered records, expired 15 seconds before receiving your claim. Like any good pollie, and like my competitors, I'll now do my best to avoid returning any monies given me. And swap? Why would I want a useless machine when I already have one? But I'll sell you some. Absolutely guaranteed to do nothing.
Q: does the long range detector come supplied with long range batteries. How long is it calculated that the batteries will last ? 12-Nov-13
A: Not on your nelly. And if you supply your own batteries we'll know that you've tampered with our wonderful feat of engineering and turned our LRD into a machine that'd actually be capable of doing something. That would void your warranty.
Q: Dear tirebizo I would like to know if this detector will find my lost marbles
11-Nov-13
A: The purchase of one of these items will, at least, go some way in determining that you have actually lost your marbles. Sadly our Long Range Detector can't help you find your marbles. If it did it'd show this LRD, and others of like nature, capable of actually doing something. These do, as I've advertised, Nothing. Now, how many do you want? I offer postage discounts for bulk orders.
Q: How much for a bulk buy? Can I get a deal if I buy 1000 or more?!! I can pay with a cheque that will most likely bounce. Cheers 11-Nov-13
A: Cool!!!!! I can offer great discounts for bulk purchases. A bouncy cheque is fine, that'll be a worthless payment for worthless machines. Sounds fair to me.
Q: Are you actually an idiot? 11-Nov-13
A: Not at all. I believe firmly in truth in advertising. Our Long Range Detector, the equal of our competitors, I've described as providing exactly that which all of these things do. Take your money and provide you with a machine that actually does nothing.
Q: Ya funny bugger.......Well thought, out great job. 11-Nov-13
A: Glad you like it. Our Research and Development Team (me) worked diligently to ensure the uselessness of this product and to also ensure that our LRD equals those of our competitors. I'm proud to stand by this product of mine. Cheers
Q: what type of range are we looking at. surely its gotta be 10+ kms with that quality coat hanger reciever. 11-Nov-13
A: 100% Guaranteed to do as well as my competitors. And this model is only a prototype. I'm busy working on a new and even more useless model that may even have a flashy light.Get in quick 'cause once people see how well my machine doesn't work demand will exceed supply. Cheers
Question & Answer
Q: Hi mate i want a refund on the previous product i bought from you Your Long Range Politician detector didnt work !
I walked around canberra all day with the thing and it just kept on giving a beep and flashing the red light next to " dud pollie keep looking button " surely your machine doesnt work ? , you cant suggest that we dont have one single competant politician in Canberra ?
ps maybe we can do a deal and swap it for your LRD gold detector ? i heard they work great at nothing too ?
12-Nov-13
A: Obviously you never studied the enclosed instructions: Section 1, Subsection 3b, Paragraph 5, Subparagraph 18c; To ensure the successful calibration of the LRP (Political) activation must first occur away from areas known for the proliferation of Duds (akin to not calibrating a normal metal detector inside the boiler of an old steam locomotive). Only when the machine has cycled through and is showing solid green can a search commence. Middle of the Gibson will suffice. You've activated the machine in a known area and have caused a severe overloading of the internal components, especially the fuzzy logic circuits (the little fluffy bits) and blown your 12 month warranty which, by the way, according to my altered records, expired 15 seconds before receiving your claim. Like any good pollie, and like my competitors, I'll now do my best to avoid returning any monies given me. And swap? Why would I want a useless machine when I already have one? But I'll sell you some. Absolutely guaranteed to do nothing.
Q: does the long range detector come supplied with long range batteries. How long is it calculated that the batteries will last ? 12-Nov-13
A: Not on your nelly. And if you supply your own batteries we'll know that you've tampered with our wonderful feat of engineering and turned our LRD into a machine that'd actually be capable of doing something. That would void your warranty.
Q: Dear tirebizo I would like to know if this detector will find my lost marbles
11-Nov-13
A: The purchase of one of these items will, at least, go some way in determining that you have actually lost your marbles. Sadly our Long Range Detector can't help you find your marbles. If it did it'd show this LRD, and others of like nature, capable of actually doing something. These do, as I've advertised, Nothing. Now, how many do you want? I offer postage discounts for bulk orders.
Q: How much for a bulk buy? Can I get a deal if I buy 1000 or more?!! I can pay with a cheque that will most likely bounce. Cheers 11-Nov-13
A: Cool!!!!! I can offer great discounts for bulk purchases. A bouncy cheque is fine, that'll be a worthless payment for worthless machines. Sounds fair to me.
Q: Are you actually an idiot?
11-Nov-13A: Not at all. I believe firmly in truth in advertising. Our Long Range Detector, the equal of our competitors, I've described as providing exactly that which all of these things do. Take your money and provide you with a machine that actually does nothing.
Q: Ya funny bugger.......Well thought, out great job. 11-Nov-13
A: Glad you like it. Our Research and Development Team (me) worked diligently to ensure the uselessness of this product and to also ensure that our LRD equals those of our competitors. I'm proud to stand by this product of mine. Cheers
Q: what type of range are we looking at. surely its gotta be 10+ kms with that quality coat hanger reciever. 11-Nov-13
A: 100% Guaranteed to do as well as my competitors. And this model is only a prototype. I'm busy working on a new and even more useless model that may even have a flashy light.Get in quick 'cause once people see how well my machine doesn't work demand will exceed supply. Cheers
Greglz86
Greg Anderson
That QnA section was the funniest thing I have read in a while. I love the lost marbles question :lol: :lol:
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