Is Chuck Schumer an Alien?

[Deepseeker]

Just putting this out there. I thought I'd try a new Gluten free full strength beer tonight, I usually drink alcohol free but the gluten messes with me bad, and I can't get gluten free and alcohol free. Amazing stuff, made with Millet, Maize, Rice and all kinds of brewed stuff.

Well, I've only had two of these suckers so far, but combined with a long day working out in the sun welding, it's made me feel super weird..............

Anyway, I start reading the days news and what do I see? This photo of Chuck Schumer. Does anybody else see what i see?
I'm convinced this guy may be an Alien.

Now, humans have shoulders that look much squarer than his. Those wrinkles on his forehead look for all the world like he's wearing a latex rubber mask. The eyes are dead like a fishes. My theory is whatever creature lives inside is actually reading something on the lectern by looking down through the nose of the mask.

No way are those hands real! :lol:

Finally, further research has thrown up this other photo of Chuck:-

That mask barely hides the reptilian smiler beneath. :argh:

Not wishing to be political here, but Id like to conduct a poll to see if anybody else can see what I'm seeing here?

 

[Rockhunter62]

With out googling I have no idea who your alien wannabe is, but this thread is far more interesting than all the covid ones. He doesget my vote ahead of Trump though.

Cheers

Doug

 

[silver]

I like how he can multi task his eyes

And... his tentacles look fine and propper to me... fold back over themselves like normal tentacles should
I see a few of them look circumcised :lol:

Drink a few more Deepseeker ya doin a fine job already,
(Hope you bought a carton) gunna be a good night hey !

 

[user 4485]

I fink ya need to get off the gluten free full strength stuff layful:

 

[DrDuck]

Who's Chuck Schumer?

 

[Katabatic]

I think you're right about the mask.......since you've mentioned it, I've had a look around and there are some terrible examples in D.C.

Whoever is making them up on that spaceship needs to go back to Tatooine and have another look at Jabba to see how it's done properly.

I mean how can you compare the supreme craftsmanship of this:

To the sloppy, ill-fitting, unrealistic example we see here:

The bloke's obviously got no pride in his work.

Oh, and yeah.....see if you can work on that gluten intolerence

 

[Outback]

Seen that look in the eyes before maybe a case of priapism

 

[user 4386]

Everyone knows he is a leader of PAnon, that locks up baby Martians to extract the psychedelic substance auroconochrome for their Satanic rituals in Obama's basement, with Boris, Vladamir and Anthony. Such ignorance!

 

[Banjo68]

Gluten free alcohol free beer :8
Sorry WTF
I drink it to get drunk
if not I'd be drink'n water

 

[aussiefarmer]

It's Oprah or maybe Ellen in discusse, them girls have more power than south Korea

 

[Sandta]

To the sloppy, ill-fitting, unrealistic example we see here:

https://www.prospectingaustralia.com/forum/img/member-images/19153/1611400014_mitch_small.jpg

He reminds me of Statler from the Muppet Show

 

[thedigger]

He says Trump is guilty of a "Erection"

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/chuck-schumer-slips-says-trump-180855253.html

 

[Bush]

He says Trump is guilty of a "Erection"

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/chuck-schumer-slips-says-trump-180855253.html

That`s why he has children mate.

 

[Deepseeker]

Who's Chuck Schumer?

My point exactly! It's no point trying to pass yourself off as the Senate Majority Leader wearing that cheap mask if people are asking who you really are! Obviously Goldierocks you are up to speed with it all and have your finger on the pulse. And, Katabatic you're right too, Mitch McConnell needs to shell out a few more bucks for a professional job if he doesn't want to blow his cover.

Here's a photo of Mitch taken by an undercover agent at an Alien meet-up in D.C a while back, where he can be seen blaming the affirmative hiring policy of the mothership for the mask fiasco. A cheap shot by Mitch, he's just a tight wad.

 

[OzzieAu]

Donalds unemployed makeup person could help em.... 8.(

 

[user 4386]

He says Trump is guilty of a "Erection"

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/chuck-schumer-slips-says-trump-180855253.html

That`s why he has children mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTZnCotHHMw

 

[Goldfreak]

It's Oprah or maybe Ellen in discusse, them girls have more power than south Korea

South Korean girls have some power too, at least over me. Now I forgot why I am reading the alien thread :lol: