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Old lady goes to the doc for her annual check-up. Doc does all the normal stuff - takes blood pressure, listens to her heart, lungs, etc and all seems in order.
After a clean bill of health, Doc asks the lady if there is anything else that may be troubling her.
"No, not really" she says. "I do have a slight flatulence problem, but they don't make any noise and they also don't smell"
Doc writes down some notes and hands her a prescription on her way out.
"What's this for?" she asks. Doc explains it is some medication to keep her healthy and requires her to come back in a fortnight.

A fortnight goes past and she comes back for the next appointment.
Doc asks how she has been going over the last fortnight.
"Well" she says "I have no idea what was in those tablets you subscribed for me, but now, when I fart, they stink worse than a dead horse"
"Great" says the doc, "Now that we've got your sense of smell working again, it's time to start working on your sense of hearing"
 

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