Funny pics

[Dave law]

 

[goody2shoes]

 

[Nightjar]

[video=480,360]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yodSPLkdR8Q[/video]

 

[Heatho]

 

[Heatho]

 

[Heatho]

 

[CreviceSucker]

https://www.prospectingaustralia.co...0415_b17eed80-2b98-4703-8bed-c8abbbb4a4d3.jpg

Dave I think that would be the Woodstock model

 

[Ded Driver]

[video=480,360]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yodSPLkdR8Q[/video]

isnt it a bit sad that the Govs 'Advertising Standards Bureau' censors so many great adverts.
@#$%^&* Nanny Government

 

[goody2shoes]

 

[goody2shoes]

 

[Jaros]

Just heard this on the ABC RADIO Brisbane. Talking about Shane Gould.

Dad asks"Shane, why do you swim so fast?"
Shane replies " I'm afraid of all the cracks"!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[RuddyCrazy]

A bloke sits at the bar and looks pretty miserable just staring at his beer when a huge biker walks in picks up the beer and skulls it.

Then the biker looks at the bloke and says well what are you going to do about it so the bloke breaks out in tears.

The biker says in all the time I have done this no-one has broken out in tears so whats the problem bloke.

The bloke says

Well I slept in this morning and when I got to work I got the sack

Went to get in my car only to find it had been stolen and I don't have car insurance

It took 2 hours to walk home where I found my wife in bed with the gardener and on the way out of the house my dog bit my balls...

So I just sitting here watching the poison dissolve in my beer to end it all when you came up and skulled it

So the bloke says, How's your day going biker......

 

[goody2shoes]

 

[EVIE/BEE]

Just heard this on the ABC RADIO Brisbane. Talking about Shane Gould.

Dad asks"Shane, why do you swim so fast?"
Shane replies " I'm afraid of all the cracks"!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You mods can be obscene at times.. :8 Ban your self..

 

[Jaros]

I am sorry Evie if you are offended. I notice a like from you on the original post. Therefore I discount your objection to my bit of humour.

 

[aussiefarmer]

I still don't get it ?

 

[Deepseeker]

I still don't get it ?

Thank god for that aussiefarmer, I thought it was just me!

I didn't want to say anything, because when I was about 14 or 15 a kid at school told the one about the guy who took his inflatable doll back to the shop where he bought it from, complaining that every time he pumped it up to use it, it went down on him. So the shop owner says to him "Wow, if I had have known that I would have charged you double". :lol:

All the other boys were rolling around in fits of laughter, but at the time I didn't get it

which made the bastards laugh even more :8

 

[Goldfreak]

I still don't get it either :8 probably obvious to most other people.

 

[JD3]

Just heard this on the ABC RADIO Brisbane. Talking about Shane Gould.

Dad asks"Shane, why do you swim so fast?"
Shane replies " I'm afraid of all the cracks"!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You mods can be obscene at times.. :8 Ban your self..

Well obviously Shane was scared of the cracks in the poorly made swimming pool by the Grollos and getting sucked underground...derrrrr!
Yes? :/

 

[Flowerpot]

I wish I had a 'blah' button :lol: :lol: