Finally joined the old farts club

[xcvator]

No happy birthday from me, coz I'm a very arrogant oap

 

[reynard]

Me to xcvator good aint tit
Jim

 

[Ded Driver]

Happy to say. Turned 50th yesterday. Still searching for a place to go in Philippines. All the rivers so far so off limits

happy birthday on your half century Ward69. hope you had a great day

 

[Flowerpot]

Thats it now Ward, everything either falls apart or sags or falls out, or wears out, or aches or stops working altogether from now on lol.
Oh happy birthday too. :cake: :beer:

 

[Ward69]

Thanks to everyone, will be back in Australia in a fortnight, you don't know how lucky you have it there, until you spent time here in Philippines, traffic. Won't complain again, clean water or rivers shouldnt be taken for granted, There's 50million people here in Manila, the size of Melbourne. Beautiful place but busy

 

[Mackka]

A mere babe in arms. Many Happy Returns of the Day.
Mackka :cake: :flowers: :flowers: resent: resent:

 

[user 14190]

 

[Magilla]

Happy birthday mate, don't know about the old farts club though, my daughter will be 50 in ten years.

 

[snafu]

Welcome to the Old Farts Club, Ward69.

50 is a milestone, the next one is 60 when you officially become a senior citizen and then it's 65, old age pension - they will all sneak up on you pretty damn fast from here on. I'm about to hit the 70 milestone and as much as I never thought that I would enjoy being an old fart, it's not too bad at all. My wife reckons that I am no longer an old fart, but I have slipped into the semi ancient category - the cheek of the woman :/

Jeff

 

[user 14190]

 

[BigWave]

65 is today's old farts club mate. You've a long way to go :beer:
At 50, you're still "middle aged".
Me - a little while longer :|

 

[BigWave]

Oh yes, on my recent trip around Australia, I listened to Dr Karl (ABS Radio) answer a question about what happens to farts if you hold them in.
He explained that the gasses get re-absorbed into the bloostream and either expelled through the lungs or kidneys.
I guess that's why us old farts don't have bad breath