Whats the quickest way to get into an Aussie Bar Fight :-)

[mudgee hunter]

I walked into a pub at Trangie in the 80's, asked for a scooner of new, don't you hate when the pub suddenly goes quiet..
The barmaid says she will be back shortly......
And comes back and says " Sorry, we don't have any scooner glasses here! But will this milk shake glass do?"
I turn around slowly, and notice every cocky is only drinking middies!
Got a few digs off the locals that night!

 

[Nightjar]

 

[7.62marksman]

walk in and punch the barman works ever time :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

 

[silver]

Probly don't lay your glass on its side in a gay bar....
could mean something completely different !

 

[madtuna]

Walk into a gay bar wearing an I :heart: Israel Folau tee shirt

 

[RM Outback]

The quickest way I reckon is to walk in and start Swinging like a mad prospector with a wide upswing on both sides :lol:

 

[Ded Driver]

mmmmm bar fights between rival towns/footy teams ]
Once were warriors, now much older, wiser, & calmer O

 

[AngerManagement]

Only ever saw a glass turned upside down once in a tough little pub at the time just outside of Cairns - "Redlynch". A couple of cane cutters and another crew went for it.

We left as we were a small crew of 3 and it was all over **** that we had nothing to do with.

Mind you the old inner circle rum had a kick.

Cheat when playing pool or darts for $ can always see you in strife.

Other than that - be a smart ass / ******* and you could always find your self in a spot of bother in many of the older pubs, where lots of locals hung out.

These days - A pub ? Public bar ? Never in one long enough other than a quick Shandy for the Little Lady (me) after a pit stop, but most do not even have Sarsaparilla behind the counter these days. Full of backpackers and crafty beers LOL.

 

[diggit]

I could tell you all stories about this so remind me around the next bush telly and I'll impart a true story about this very topic that will make you wonder is it a ghost telling you the tale, for surely any mortal man that carried on in such a fashion would surely be dead!

 

[sand surfer]

your cracking me up madtuna,izzy tea shirt :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[sand surfer]

walk into the wrong side of a segregated bar,working in a central qld town first visit to the pub friday night, couple of so called work mate's done that to me, they thought it was :lol: the publican and me

 

[Ded Driver]

walk into a Kalgoorlie bar & declare you're an environmentalist that loathes people who dig big holes in the ground :bomb: :skull: :lol:

 

[Bush Chook]

Go to a pub in Burnie (Tas), and when you get asked about where you're from, say "Australia".

 

[AngerManagement]

3 vegans walk into a bar and demand to have the meat tray taken off the raffle.

 

[Jaros]

.....and their 3 boyfriends walk in and say "I'll have what they're having"....

 

[cairnspom]

Only ever saw a glass turned upside down once in a tough little pub at the time just outside of Cairns - "Redlynch". A couple of cane cutters and another crew went for it.

We left as we were a small crew of 3 and it was all over ***** that we had nothing to do with.

Mind you the old inner circle rum had a kick.

Cheat when playing pool or darts for $ can always see you in strife.

Other than that - be a smart ass / bumhole and you could always find your self in a spot of bother in many of the older pubs, where lots of locals hung out.

These days - A pub ? Public bar ? Never in one long enough other than a quick Shandy for the Little Lady (me) after a pit stop, but most do not even have Sarsaparilla behind the counter these days. Full of backpackers and crafty beers LOL.

That'll be the pub I can see from my front window!.....The Red Beret (now...don't know if it was the same name then!) Not so 'rough' now!

 

[Bjay]

When our pub finally opens. Been shut for a couple of years now due to tragic fire. The first person to ask for a soy latte will most probably get the :fistpump:

 

[mudgee hunter]

I reckon a king hit will always get a come back! I think they are a gutless coward act. I was only recently king hit hit headbutted by a guy twice my weight and ten years younger than I, who has always boasted about his one hit knock outs...... that might be true when you king hit someone. But!......... after standing back up on two legs, some is going to very mad!
As he found out. The bigger they come.... the harder they fall it seems.
7 stitches to his forehead, broken nose and two black eyes later.....
Who now has a capital "L" for looser! Permanently above his nose.
And being a boss with 200 staff who know the story of his king hit......
Took a few days off,
Surprised he even showed up back there. Hiding with sunnies and wearing a hat inside the office for 2 weeks.......
Good result for a coward!
God damn broke my pinky doing it but. Bugga!

 

[xcvator]

I a previous life a long time ago I went into a pub in Coburg, Vic with my youngest brother ( who was older than me ) when a bloke ( large) did the upside down glass thing, the bro headed straight for him real quick, next thing I knew the fighter backed up and said any one but my brother. Didn't that make my eyes open real quick, never said a bad word to him after that

 

[Ded Driver]

my best mate is one of those guys that you don't take to the pub .... or only rarely for about 2 beers then leave.
Hes a great bloke, but after a skinfull he gets amorous with the ladies that becomes rude, & he gets paranoid about people looking at him.
All in all, he turns into a oop:
great bloke, but Ive saved his neck more than a couple of times & these days I actively encourage him to stay away from pubs.
I tend to prefer beers in the mancave or around a camp fire anyway.