Unlikely Tales..

[dwt]

dwt is going to find **** loads of gold

 

[Mackka]

Grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman says "hey do you know they named a drink after you? Grasshopper replies "What Kevin!
Cheers
Mackka :lol:

 

[silver]

I had a fellow tell me he knew of a bloke who once had a friend who heard that a mate of his cousins had found his way into an exit(accidentally of coarse)

 

[Pr2cv]

I went into the Bakers shop & got a shock.

I stood on a bun & got a currant up my leg!!

 

[GoldCheddar2005]

Blowing up household appliances with static electricity in my hands.