Sign Of The Times

[Dave's Office]

"Never look down on a person unless you are helping them up." Sign outside Knightsbridge Baptist Church

 

[Dave's Office]

"Due to the rector's illness, Mondays healing service has been discontinued until further notice." Sign on a Church notice board.

 

[kiwifred]

Pasteurize........ Too far to see

 

[kiwifred]

No matter how much you push the envelope.............. it's still stationery.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Put your worries in the pocket with the hole in it." - Sign outside Knightsbridge Baptist Church

 

[kiwifred]

Coffee...........the person upon whom one coughs

 

[Manpa]

Innuendo, an Italian suppository
Bigamist, a fog over Italy.
condescending, an Italian parachutist

 

[kiwifred]

Lymph............to walk with a lisp.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Little Bo Peep did it for the insurance." - graffiti

 

[Dave's Office]

"I really know my stuff" Taxidermist shop sign.

 

[kiwifred]

Pokemon........Rastafarian proctologst

 

[Dave's Office]

"Bed and breakfast with local honey" - Sign in a country town.

 

[kiwifred]

Balderdash.......... a rapidly receding hairline

 

[Dave's Office]

"Nobody holds a candle to us." - Sign outside a waxworks 🕯

 

[Dave's Office]

"I just did nine months on the inside. My parents are now doing life." Message on a babies top. -

 

[Dave's Office]

"Caution: Do not run on the stairs. Use the handrail." Sign at a railway station in England

 

[Dave's Office]

"Faith is taking the first step when you don't see all the stairs". - sign outside Knightsbridge Baptist

 

[Dave's Office]

"Players are asked to collect bomb and shrapnel splinters to save these causing damage to the mowing machines" Sign at the Richmond Golf Club in London in 1941

 

[Nightjar]

Only in America!
Imagine this in Australia, hard time finding a Smith & Wesson to fill it. Thank heavens.

 

[davsgold]

there were no home invasions in Australia way back then when people were allowed to have firearms in the house, it is the governments that turned us in to a bunch of softies and telling us that the authorities would protect us