Maths

[7.62marksman]

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whileHardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there. It's the ******** and
Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

 

[goldtruck59]

The most common saying I have heard is "you got to give 110%" or I'm giving a 110%.
Im sure some clever dick can make up an analogy using different words than above to give this result also.

GT

 

[kemjak57]

Yep thats it Silver. Thank you. Ive heard people in the media how they will be giving 110%. If only they knew.

 

[Mackka]

Thats brilliant .
Mackka

 

[user 4386]

Hmm - I laugh when I hear the media say - "up to 92% of people". It is either 92% of people or not....

 

[Manpa]

I always gave 100% at work

17% on Monday
22% on Tuesday
33% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
8% on Friday