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Great stories guys.
When I lived in Putney in Sydney as a kid we had an outdoor toilet with a cement path to it. If you went to the toilet at night you had to dodge all the black spots on the pathway. These turned out to be funnel web spiders coming out at night. Apparently, our home was built on a natural spring as it was always damp underneath and our yard was littered with funnel web holes. Dad would often pour kero down the holes to get rid of them.
I remember when I was about three or so I saw Dad sitting on the grass and about to put his hand on a spider. I yelled out, "Dad, spider". He stopped just in time from putting his hand on a very large funnel web spider.
When I was four mum would send me to get bread from the local baker around the corner. Mum would ask me to get a half tank-top and if, when it was broken and the bread was bulging out, I would eat that part of the bread until it was level with the rest of the bread. I'm not sure if mum ever figured it out what I was doing as I was never punished. Maybe I was just lucky.
Putney primary school has horror memories for me. I was a skinny kid at school, (still am LOL) and, as a result was picked on by the bullies starting from Kindy. The school was in the same street that I lived in and took only 1 minute or 2 to walk there. The teachers weren't much better especially the lady teacher we had in grade 3 who had just graduated from college. She was a very strict teacher and, for some reason, had a dislike for us boys in the class. All the girls sat at the front and us boys all had to sit behind them.
I remember one time when one of the boys sitting at the back let out a real ripper :bomb: which probably made the windows shake it was so loud. The stench that wafted its way through the classroom was overpowering to say the least. :argh: He probably had egg sandies for lunch. Anyway, this lady teacher turned around and nearly shouted saying, "Who did that?" Of course no one owned up and us boys weren't going to dob on him. The result. All us boys had to stay back after school and just sit in our seats until she felt we had been punished enough and let us go home. It still brings water to my eyes thinking of that boy that let it rip.
I have lots of stories of my time growing up. Let me know if you want to hear more.
When I lived in Putney in Sydney as a kid we had an outdoor toilet with a cement path to it. If you went to the toilet at night you had to dodge all the black spots on the pathway. These turned out to be funnel web spiders coming out at night. Apparently, our home was built on a natural spring as it was always damp underneath and our yard was littered with funnel web holes. Dad would often pour kero down the holes to get rid of them.
I remember when I was about three or so I saw Dad sitting on the grass and about to put his hand on a spider. I yelled out, "Dad, spider". He stopped just in time from putting his hand on a very large funnel web spider.
When I was four mum would send me to get bread from the local baker around the corner. Mum would ask me to get a half tank-top and if, when it was broken and the bread was bulging out, I would eat that part of the bread until it was level with the rest of the bread. I'm not sure if mum ever figured it out what I was doing as I was never punished. Maybe I was just lucky.
Putney primary school has horror memories for me. I was a skinny kid at school, (still am LOL) and, as a result was picked on by the bullies starting from Kindy. The school was in the same street that I lived in and took only 1 minute or 2 to walk there. The teachers weren't much better especially the lady teacher we had in grade 3 who had just graduated from college. She was a very strict teacher and, for some reason, had a dislike for us boys in the class. All the girls sat at the front and us boys all had to sit behind them.
I remember one time when one of the boys sitting at the back let out a real ripper :bomb: which probably made the windows shake it was so loud. The stench that wafted its way through the classroom was overpowering to say the least. :argh: He probably had egg sandies for lunch. Anyway, this lady teacher turned around and nearly shouted saying, "Who did that?" Of course no one owned up and us boys weren't going to dob on him. The result. All us boys had to stay back after school and just sit in our seats until she felt we had been punished enough and let us go home. It still brings water to my eyes thinking of that boy that let it rip.
I have lots of stories of my time growing up. Let me know if you want to hear more.