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davent said:
Anniegee said:
Think I'd better get hold of some tobacco seeds and coffee trees real quick...I won't be human without my early morning fag and coffee :lol:

Breakfast of champions.
The 3 ine diet

CafINE

NicotINE

UrINE.

Just a variation of the dingo's breakfast!
you drink urine??
 
madtuna said:
davent said:
Anniegee said:
Think I'd better get hold of some tobacco seeds and coffee trees real quick...I won't be human without my early morning fag and coffee :lol:

Breakfast of champions.
The 3 ine diet

CafINE

NicotINE

UrINE.

Just a variation of the dingo's breakfast!
you drink urine??

Well sort of actually..... xxxx gold. Biut not for breakfast. I really only drink it so that a Queenslander misses out on some.
 
madtuna said:
Ridge Runner said:
goody2shoes said:
That's Cool Goody,

I have a fairly good kit I put together but I want to buy one of the Paramedic or Military ones just so I got all bases covered.

Good idea! You never know when you'll be called on to amputate a limb in the middle of a war zone :Y:

You'd be surprized on what can be done with a FS 1.
 
Hey all you preppers,

We dont need any of this. The government has everything covered. Found this info yesterday. It may help many of us.

EMPLOYEE NOTICE

Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
 
Chemist up the main street

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The other two will maybe do the same
 

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