Chocalate Lovers Attention Please

[Flowerpot]

Drum roll 20 minutes to go.......

 

[Greenhornet_au]

Eddy the Egg started to climb the tower of DEATH to complete his high dive act for the Circus crowds,
his mates gathered around to watch.
Slowly he made his way to the top of the ladder, nearing the top Eddy looked down, his mates were mere
specks on the ground next to the pool containing only 12 inches of water, he steeled himself for those final
rungs and made it to the top.
The tower of "DEATH" slowly swayed back and forth in the breeze, Eddy knew he had to time his dive just right
or risk landing hard.
He waved to the crowds gathered to see his epic high dive stunt.
Eddy pulled on his white rubber skull cap and waved to his mates, gave them a thumbs up and prepared himself to JUMP.

Seconds turned into minutes, the tower swayed, Eddy was getting the rhythm and with one last wave,
he leapt off of the tower into a perfect swan dive, then a tumble, a twist, as he rapidly approached ground zero.
Just 12 inches of water to land into and save his life, he had done this stunt hundreds of times before, and never failed to impress.

Faster and faster Eddy rushed down with gravity, he looked like a majestic eagle, fully in control. With a final flip he levelled his
body out just a dozen meters above the ground, less than a second from splash down !

Where did the pool go ? Eddy couldnt see it... NNOOooo...

THUMP, SPLAT, SQUISH, CRACK

Eddy woke from his nightmare, shattered, shaking, breathing rapidly, hair standing on end, sweating.

"Do we wake him up and tell him 'He's Dreaming' ?"

 

[Flowerpot]

Awesome late run greenhornet :lol: :lol:

 

[Flowerpot]

FWOOOOOOOT. TIMES UP.

and the winner is. MADTUNA. Woooohooooooo :trophy: :trophy:
Chockies coming your way soon ....
Well done ya funny bugger.

Thanks to everyone that had a crack ( layful: ).
Hope you all had a few laughs, until next time cheers.

 

[Jaros]

Thanks for the comp and congrats MADTUNA.
Jaros.

 

[RM Outback]

Thanks Flowerpot and Tathradj for the comp.

Congrats madtuna make sure Elvis doesn't beat you to them.

 

[Tathradj]

Well done Tuna.
Just got on after driving from Bega to Young.
Many Thanks to Flowerpot for your generosity.

 

[Flowerpot]

Thankyou, my pleasure.

 

[goody2shoes]

Thanks Flowerpot and Tathradj for the comp.

Congrats madtuna ( Steve )

Goody

 

[Greenhornet_au]

Thank you guys for the Competition, I had a great time coming up with stuff.

Contributors, thank you all for the entertainment.

Wonderful idea.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :trophy:

 

[diggit]

Well done all, great craic!

 

[Ded Driver]

thanks for the comp Flowerpot and Tathradj

Congrats to the Madtuna :cake: :Y:

 

[Dignit]

Great comp Flowerpot.
Well done Madtuna.

 

[Booney]

All hail the power of the Fart joke, Well done all. :Y:

 

[madtuna]

Wow!! Many thanks Miss Pot and Tath.
As a gesture of gratitude I'll name the first 2 pimples I get after you both :Y:

 

[Jackpot]

Great comp madtuna maybe you could keep it going with name the pimples lol

 

[Ned]

Well Done Madtuna, congatulations.
regards, Ned

 

[Dave law]

Well done to the organisers & madtuna. Who would of thought taking sh:; would get the chocolates. Cheers

 

[Tathradj]

As long as they are not on your butt end. :8 :8

Wow!! Many thanks Miss Pot and Tath.
As a gesture of gratitude I'll name the first 2 pimples I get after you both :Y:

 

[madtuna]

Many thanks!
Just got home tonight and a years worth of chockies were here waiting for me