BROWN GOLD: MINT EMPLOYEE STUFFS $180K WORTH OF GOLD NUGGETS IN HIS BUTT
http://crimefeed.com/2016/09/brown-...es-180k-worth-of-gold-in-rectum/?sf36679168=1
Royal Canadian Mint worker Lester Lawrence, 35, stands (or possibly squats) accused of smuggling $180,000 worth of gold out of his place of employment by stuffing it inside his rectum.
A gold buyer contacted police after Lawrence showed up consistently for a few months to peddle various amounts of cookie-sized gold pieces known as pucks. The seemingly endless flow of pucks, coupled with the fact that Lawrence worked at a mint, prompted the business owner to smell something unsavory.
Authorities matched the pucks Lawrence sold with a mold used exclusively by the Royal Canadian Mint. After analyzing every other conceivable means by which Lawrence could have gotten the pieces out of the high-security compound, experts concluded he did it the old-fashioned way with the assistance of the tub of Vaseline they found in his locker.
At Lawrences court hearing on Tuesday, a coworker stated that the refinery operator set off metal detectors more than anyone else at the Mint, but routine searches produced nothing. Still, the prosecution wants to make sure its case is clamped tight.
The trial was presented with the prospect that a puck could be concealed in an anal cavity and not be detected by the wand, The Ottawa Citizen reported. In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea. That seems above and beyond the job description!
Lawrence has been fired. A verdict is expected in November from a judge named no [bleep] Justice Peter Doody.
http://crimefeed.com/2016/09/brown-...es-180k-worth-of-gold-in-rectum/?sf36679168=1
Royal Canadian Mint worker Lester Lawrence, 35, stands (or possibly squats) accused of smuggling $180,000 worth of gold out of his place of employment by stuffing it inside his rectum.
A gold buyer contacted police after Lawrence showed up consistently for a few months to peddle various amounts of cookie-sized gold pieces known as pucks. The seemingly endless flow of pucks, coupled with the fact that Lawrence worked at a mint, prompted the business owner to smell something unsavory.
Authorities matched the pucks Lawrence sold with a mold used exclusively by the Royal Canadian Mint. After analyzing every other conceivable means by which Lawrence could have gotten the pieces out of the high-security compound, experts concluded he did it the old-fashioned way with the assistance of the tub of Vaseline they found in his locker.
At Lawrences court hearing on Tuesday, a coworker stated that the refinery operator set off metal detectors more than anyone else at the Mint, but routine searches produced nothing. Still, the prosecution wants to make sure its case is clamped tight.
The trial was presented with the prospect that a puck could be concealed in an anal cavity and not be detected by the wand, The Ottawa Citizen reported. In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea. That seems above and beyond the job description!
Lawrence has been fired. A verdict is expected in November from a judge named no [bleep] Justice Peter Doody.
