Beard Rules

[Booney]

This is a topic close to my chin , here are a few of my favourites. Please post yours

When two Beards cross paths , the larger one has right of way !

Its true not all women like Beards , just the awesome ones !

Beards are the oldest way of saying my genetics are better than yours !

Behind every great Beard, grows a man !

If your Dads got no Beard , ya got two mums !

layful: Beard emoji needed

 

[Theduke]

If you cant change a tyre or swing an axe shave it off!

:lol:

 

[Manpa]

You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my skin. layful:

 

[Nanjim]

If man was ment to shave he would have been borne
With a razor in his hand......

 

[DetectingSA]

I can grow a nice beard, yet the tide on my noggin goes further back by the day

 

[Manpa]

Too savour the flavour, grow a flavour saver. layful:

He who shaves his beard for a woman, deserves neither.

Without a beard, he's your boyfriend, with a beard, he's your MAN.

 

[RM Outback]

Ah your all trying to hide something ya bunch of Beirdo's layful: ]. My nephew won The Great Australian Beard comp about 8 or 9 years ago and the genetics aren't from his old man.

 

[Booney]

My Beard is my resume !

 

[Manpa]

Ah your all trying to hide something ya bunch of Beirdo's layful: ]. My nephew won The Great Australian Beard comp about 8 or 9 years ago and the genetics aren't from his old man.

Takes me a while to grow a beard too but my lad grows one as quick as you say the word beard, he shaved his off for a diabetes charity a few years ago and raised $15,000, Three weeks later I could not tell he'd had a shave.

 

[goldtruck59]

Chuck Norris can grate fresh parmesan cheese with his beard.

I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.

GT

 

[Bjay]

Love the last one Booney. :lol:

 

[lordo.1]

Got a mate who could honestly shave at 5am then again at 6pm .

 

[Theduke]

I can grow a nice beard, yet the tide on my noggin goes further back by the day

Like my cousin said to my dad, I worked it out, I just realised where all the hair on your head has gone. Its growing out of your chin :lol: :lol:

 

[LONEWOLF]

Glen Innes is famous for its Beards.... After all it's the land of the Beardies...
https://www.beardieshistoryhouse.info/

I also will never shave mine off...
A Wolf would look like a Dingo, without His Beard.... :koala:

LW....

 

[LONEWOLF]

Beard Fact......You will save 4 months in your Life if you don't shave...

15 Beard Facts that will make you appreciate your Beard...

[video=480,360]https://youtu.be/_XngBjl9apA[/video]

Oh and Happiness is Stroking your Beard...

LW....

 

[goldtruck59]

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

GT

 

[Anolphart]

Ladies, if your man has a beard raise your hand,
If he doesnt, raise your standards.

Sometimes I think about shaving,
But then I think nah I like my legs the way they are.

 

[ctxkid]

Too savour the flavour, grow a flavour saver. layful:

He who shaves his beard for a woman, deserves neither.

Without a beard, he's your boyfriend, with a beard, he's your MAN.

ummmm :8

 

[Jaros]

Are you relatives??

 

[madtuna]

the bigger the beard..the smaller the xxxk

umm...Jaros your edit makes it look like I wrote a 4 letter word ending in K when I actually wrote a 5 letter word starting with P and ending in S which incidentally is the correct non rude name :Y: